Impossible!
The one on the right is the Joker!?Wait, whaaaat!?5 mins later50/50 chance of the joker... what should I do?waaaft~So the one I have to take is... the left!What's this? She's suddenly gotten all fidgety...That scent wafting in from the kitchen... tonight's dinner is oden!?An Alter's StrategyThis is a lie, right...!?
Her, being capable of strategy...?