Well im de *thud*

She's not saying Koa Koa Koa, but a somewhat complex mix of Koas and Nyas.

She ate Patchy....

MOE is being radiated at unprecidented levels.
FlEE FOR YOUR LIV- *dead*

I survived marking Vault 87 on my Pip-boy. I can't survive this level of moe radiation.

She did not "eat" patchy, she obviously melted after witnessing so much koanyan

alright, so
Scene:

Patchouli and Koakuma are out on a walk, because they can... when suddenly, Koakuma falls into a river!
Out of the water rises an Unzan, and it asks of Patchouli:

"Did you drop this ridiculously cute Koa?
Or, post #977795, this hot librarian Koakuma?"

Dammit, don't make me choose. That's just cruel.

zigzag said:
Dammit, don't make me choose. That's just cruel.

It's simple, really. Take Koanyan home and raise her into a hot librarian...with nekomimi.

I'm stupid, I forgot how the story goes! Answer truthfully and you'll probably get both!