Artist:「ふかふかじゃのう！」「これ布都やめなさい」「む？とじとじの持ってるものはなんじゃ」「これですか？・・ふと叩きと言います」「さてはそれでふとんを叩くんじゃな？！」「違いますふと叩きです」

that's my reaction to comfy beddings too

Here is it.

‎"It's so fluffy!" "Don't do that futo" "Huh, what's that thing you are holding?" "This? It's called futo smacker" "And you hit futon with it?" "Nah, it's 'futo smacker' "

Stop voting down commentary translations, dimwits.

T34/38 said:
Here is it.

‎"It's so fluffy!" "Don't do that futo" "Huh, what's that thing you are holding?" "This? It's called futo smacker" "And you hit futon with it?" "Nah, it's 'futo smacker' "

Hilarious now that you think about it.

'beater' would probably have been more accurate...