peach looks to be the laughing drunk, samus the sad/depressed one, and zelda.... ehehe idk she just looks pissed the fuck off

Zero_00 said:
peach looks to be the laughing drunk, samus the sad/depressed one, and zelda.... ehehe idk she just looks pissed the fuck off

Zelda's the type for whom there is no such thing as "enough."

Not a good idea to drink with your friend with unique boyfriends to remind you are alone, but you will always have ridley

And Adam, though that was far from being a healthy relationship AND ended rather abruptly.

Which might be why she's crying, actually.

Could be that:
Peach has Mario so she's set and can drink away,
Zelda has Link but he never talks to her (or at all) so she's pissed,
and Samus doesn't have anyone hence the crying...

Plasmapitch said:
Could be that:
Peach has Mario so she's set and can drink away,
Zelda has Link but he never talks to her (or at all) so she's pissed,
and Samus doesn't have anyone hence the crying...

Samus is part Birdperson and part Vampire Jellyfish, though. I, personally, would not like to see what her ideal man looks like.

So, its possible that she's crying over the fact that her biology is so altered she doesn't know what she's attracted to anymore, if it even exists. I.E., crying over the fact that not only is she single, she WILL stay that way forever, no matter how much she looks.

I think they are all reacting to their most recent games. (galaxy, THE BABY, twilight princess)

Zero_00 said:
peach looks to be the laughing drunk, samus the sad/depressed one, and zelda.... ehehe idk she just looks pissed the fuck off

She's wondering why the damn alcohol isn't taking effect.

MacGuffin said:
I think they are all reacting to their most recent games.

Ok it goes like this...

Peach is happy for Super Mario Land 3D and helped rise 3DS sales!
Zelda is pissed for the critics reactions towards Skyward Sword
Samus is crying because the world thinks she is a wimp for Other M; on top of that, nintendo forgot her 25th birthday

So is this Samus's birthday party? Although, weren't they all born a year apart or so?

HaroldRowsdower said:
Samus is part Birdperson and part Vampire Jellyfish, though. I, personally, would not like to see what her ideal man looks like.

So, its possible that she's crying over the fact that her biology is so altered she doesn't know what she's attracted to anymore, if it even exists. I.E., crying over the fact that not only is she single, she WILL stay that way forever, no matter how much she looks.

She's not part Metroid. I'm pretty sure of that.

She's part Metroid. Play Fusion.

Cheesus said:
She's not part Metroid. I'm pretty sure of that.

As of Fusion, she at least has Metroid cell cultures active in her system, even if she isn't quite part-metroid herself.

HaroldRowsdower said:
Samus is part Birdperson and part Vampire Jellyfish, though. I, personally, would not like to see what her ideal man looks like.

So, its possible that she's crying over the fact that her biology is so altered she doesn't know what she's attracted to anymore, if it even exists. I.E., crying over the fact that not only is she single, she WILL stay that way forever, no matter how much she looks.

She's still fundamentally human, so her ideal partner is probably still recognizable. I'm more worried about how her children would turn out (assuming she still has any viable ovum).

Zelda might be unsure of her next appearance in a Smash Bros. game. The Skyward Sword Zelda has the childhood friend girl-next-door feel (I've been watching Volvagia/Gloverrandall's Skyward Sword videos). Well I hope they keep Twilight Princess Link as a selectable character in the next one.

As for Samus, her being Human/Chozo/Metroid wouldn't really matter to a potential suitor.

Brallt said:
As of Fusion, she at least has Metroid cell cultures active in her system, even if she isn't quite part-metroid herself.

She's still fundamentally human, so her ideal partner is probably still recognizable. I'm more worried about how her children would turn out (assuming she still has any viable ovum).

Most gene therapy treatments don't touch germ cells, so her ova should be unchanged from when she was originally born.

Biologically speaking, the life threatening infestation of X parasite that caused the need for metroid cell culture injection probably had more effect on her than the cure itself, if only since it sent her body into shock. However; as for her Chozo portion, it is stated that Samus had her very genetics mixed with Chozo. Thus, her zygotes would most likely carry some Chozo genetics within them. However, these genetics may go dormant phenotypically, as Samus herself dosn't display any Chozo characteristics (aside from her ability to survive "harsh environments" on Planet Zebes. The Chozo armor's recognition of her is on a genetic level).

I can't believe nobody noticed or pointed it out that Zelda is drinking from a glass slightly bigger that her own head. That's one Asgard-like drinking there...

A HYLIAN GLASS FOR A HYLIAN THIRST.
Samus is just sad because she knows she's going to have to wait another five to eight years until she gets a new game.

inlikeflynn said:
Zelda is pissed for the critics reactions towards Skyward Sword

I don't think anyone substantial is taking GameSpot's review (and poor DC) of SS seriously.

Samus is crying because the world thinks she is a wimp for Other M; on top of that, nintendo forgot her 25th birthday

I wouldn't be surprised.

The happy the sad and the angry drunk... And poor todd has to clean it up

Duckirby said:
The happy the sad and the angry drunk... And poor toad has to clean it up

Yeah, its a mystery why they won't let him drink with them. He's a fun guy.

HaroldRowsdower said:
Yeah, its a mystery why they won't let him drink with them. He's a fun guy.

He is the owner of the place, that's why! That thing on his hands is the bill and for the look of his face is quite high.

Krugger said:
Not a good idea to drink with your friend with unique boyfriends to remind you are alone, but you will always have ridley

Nope. She doesn't even have him anymore. He's dead for Good!

More like Zelda's the kind of girl who gets around. So many Links you know.

HaroldRowsdower said:
Yeah, its a mystery why they won't let him drink with them. He's a fun guy.

Ba-dum-tss!

I noticed that there's a dish w/ some kind of sauce in it in front of Peach, which got me to thinking:

Peach had Samus & Zelda try this particular hot sauce, which they weren't ready for; Zelda's trying to treat it w/ her drink, while Samus is just breaking down in tears. Peach, of course, has a good laugh at their expense.

The dude behind them was likely in on the prank, too.

Krugger said:

Not a good idea to drink with your friend with unique boyfriends to remind you are alone, but you will always have ridley

In the Valiant Comics adaptation of the "Captain N: The Game Master" 1989 animated series, story "Money Changes Everything" (April 1990), she is romantically ambitious towards high-school teenager Kevin "Captain N" Keene (who is probably 16 to equate him with Link and Zelda), making her the love-rival of Princess Lana of Videoland. Given that "Metroid (1986)" was the only game of her franchise to exist at that time, Samus is speculated to be around 20 (in cosmic years).

In the story "The King of Shreds and Patches" (September 1990), Samus accidentally travels 15 years into a dystopian future and meets a 30-year-old Kevin Keene, now the makeshift ruler of Videoland's "Garbage World", who finally reciprocates her feelings... because Princess Lana has been long dead. After seriously considering accepting his offer to be his "queen", she "rescues" him by travelling back in time to prevent the future from happening.

THIS is the closest that Samus has come to having had a relationship; with a boy from a semi-canonical alternate reality, 15-going-on-30 years old, in a future that no longer happened.

schoolfreak32 said:

In the Valiant Comics adaptation of the "Captain N: The Game Master" 1989 animated series, story "Money Changes Everything" (April 1990), she is romantically ambitious towards high-school teenager Kevin "Captain N" Keene (who is probably 16 to equate him with Link and Zelda), making her the love-rival of Princess Lana of Videoland. Given that "Metroid (1986)" was the only game of her franchise to exist at that time, Samus is speculated to be around 20 (in cosmic years).

In the story "The King of Shreds and Patches" (September 1990), Samus accidentally travels 15 years into a dystopian future and meets a 30-year-old Kevin Keene, now the makeshift ruler of Videoland's "Garbage World", who finally reciprocates her feelings... because Princess Lana has been long dead. After seriously considering accepting his offer to be his "queen", she "rescues" him by travelling back in time to prevent the future from happening.

THIS is the closest that Samus has come to having had a relationship; with a boy from a semi-canonical alternate reality, 15-going-on-30 years old, in a future that no longer happened.

By the gods that's even worse