Translated, feel free to edit if it doesn't sound natural. Salmiakki-Aakkoset, "salty liquorice alphabet", is a type of candy. Someone who knows better could maybe add an explanation note.

Thank you for translating. It sounds good to me.

Oh... damn that was a critical hit. Reminds me of the Game Boy incident.

Reimu, that was horrible.

Tactless as always eh Reimu?

Well, she was raised in a basement, sorta 1 step up.

These always crack me up.

I chuckled.

Is that some sort of Finnish phrase, "were you raised in a barrel?"

Fenir said:
Is that some sort of Finnish phrase, "were you raised in a barrel?"

Probably in the same vein as "take that dick off your forehead."

I lol'd... but i feel kinda bad for doing so...

I'd like this if the first two panels didn't remind me of Annoying Orange.

Fred1515 said:
I'd like this if the first two panels didn't remind me of Annoying Orange.

Just think "Curiosity Core" from Portal and you're good.

She's a child who grew up in a barrel (basement) for 500 years.

Her asking constant questions is natural, just like any other curious child.

Flandre with ice cream is too sweet.

"were you raised in a barrel?" Its an saying, used when someone doesnt seem to know about sometihng, that you yourself like to think as basic knowledge that everyone should have.

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well, its not always barrel, some people like to say "did you live under a stone or something"

If someone manages to catch this guy as he uploads them you should suggest for him to make a pixiv and put all of his stuff there. It would be nice to see and follow his work

he/she wishes to stay anonymous if Im not totaly mistaken.

2nd panel Flan is really adorable.

Reimu seems to do "thousand markka bill" face a lot...

heprea said:
he/she wishes to stay anonymous if Im not totaly mistaken.

And yet several people have found his deviantart.

Hahahahahaha oh wow, good job Reimu.

Never stop being so sensitive.

Reimu, you touched a sensitive issue