Only very minor tweaks needed this time, mostly to communicate the original Japanese a bit more accurately.

Also, Utsuhostock greatly amuses me.

Looks like somebody just had a mealtdown.

I think the original trans (as in embeded in the pic) for first speech fits better... Don't hate me. I'm too lonely.

Utsuhostock?

Damn it, Chamupei, you got me again.

So small and so big at the same time.

And anybody wants a reduction of salary, less a portable fusion reactor

@Izkael

I think so too, but it should be " The cold fusion in the old hell is too costly"

adding being used is okay too, but i find it too formal and rarely used in conversation..(CMIIW)

But Chamupei's utsuho seems to be intelligent enough :D

Yo dawg!
I heard you like subs...