Tu-95 aircrew fly in a "shirtsleeve" environment. No ejection seats, "bone domes", oxygen masks, "green bags" or "go-fast" pants.

Flying lolis, you don't see that everyday...

Oerot said:
Flying lolis, you don't see that everyday...

Then you haven't played Touhou my friend.

FeKa said:
Then you haven't played Touhou my friend.

I was stating it from the pilot's point of view.

Or at least, not daily.

I have the rest of this somewhere on my harddrive.... Maybe I com across it soon.

Stay away from the tail turret. 1500 suppositories a minute, and the firing pattern is radar and infrared guided based on your current flight path.

Yukari's been messing with the border again...

Apparently the Russians flew a bomber within 400 miles of Tokyo yesterday.

Crotalus said:
Tu-95 aircrew fly in a "shirtsleeve" environment. No ejection seats, "bone domes", oxygen masks, "green bags" or "go-fast" pants.

Huh, I didn't know you could make turboprops go fast enough to require green bags. But apparently it's the fastest turboprop to ever enter service.

They should also bring along Luna Child, since the Tu-95 is also one of the loudest aircraft. Reportedly, it's loud enough to be heard by submarine sensors.

That's nothing, it doesn't make the groundcrews shit their pants reflexively.

"Ground crew reported that wearing standard ear protectors "made no difference" and a person standing some distance from the airplane was subjected to rapid-fire shock waves. The shock waves acted on the body, causing spasms, nausea and loosening of the bowels. Even epileptic seizures were reported." XF-84H Thunderscreech, supersonic turboprop fighter.

So basically, is like watching a Pokemon episode.

That flight never make it to the base. The remains were found floating on pacific ocean and full of weird-shaped holes and some paper with unknown scribbles....

But the russian never exposed the cause of the accident to the public....

Anonymous said:
Yukari's been messing with the border again...

*snicker*

Oerot said:
Flying lolis, you don't see that everyday...

As the flying lolis thought "Flying metal!?"

perhaps Japan has sent those two to intercept the TU-95?

How's that there's a TU-95 in Gensoukyou? Pick one:

• Magic.
• Eirin's shady new drug.
• Yukari is fooling around again.
• It's a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.
• UFO,s.

banmenot said:
How's that there's a TU-95 in Gensoukyou? Pick one:

• Magic.
• Eirin's shady new drug.
• Yukari is fooling around again.
• It's a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.
• UFO,s.

Maybe the TU-95 just surpassed the Gensokyo Border?

Crotalus said:
Tu-95 aircrew fly in a "shirtsleeve" environment. No ejection seats, "bone domes", oxygen masks, "green bags" or "go-fast" pants.

They also never flew along side the likes of characters like this.
Your point?

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