"You call that a knife? This is a knife."

"That's not a knife. That's a spoon."

"All right, all right, you win. Heh. I see you've played knifey-spooney before."

Then she stabs you anyway.

This is going to be far worse than a knife.

Grahf said:
"You call that a knife? This is a knife."

"That's not a knife. That's a spoon."

"All right, all right, you win. Heh. I see you've played knifey-spooney before."

Then she stabs you anyway.

And here I thought I'd be safe from Simpsons quoting.

But yeah, I'd trust her with a spoon about as far as I'd trust her with a knife.

She will find you
And she will hit you
With a spoon
Again
And again
And again
And again

Grahf said:
"You call that a knife? This is a knife."

"That's not a knife. That's a spoon."

"All right, all right, you win. Heh. I see you've played knifey-spooney before."

Then she stabs you anyway.

Naturally, this was the first thing I thought when I saw the thumbnail of this image.

DaBigCheese said:
She will find you
And she will hit you
With a spoon
Again
And again
And again
And again

Now i remember this Happy Tree Friends scene.
http://youtu.be/4_mVdhnfJC8

unicode said:
This is going to be far worse than a knife.

It's dull, so it'll hurt more.

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Only thing worse than this, is possibly her stabbing you with a cardboard box or something. Or slicing you with paper cuts or cardboard cuts (which are horrible by the way).

Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!

Alright, alright, you win. I see you've played 'knifey-spoony' before.