I'm all for liberal translations to improve readability, but these translations are far too liberal, TouhouMasterRace and often don't follow Danbooru's standards.
Are you really unable to stop time?Yeah...You want to eat me?!HEAD
MAIDIt's not as though I want to,but a human without an ability is...Miss Patchouli, I'm coming in.Knock KnockDon't look disappointed!!GachnGachnI'll show you! I'll regain my ability, somehow!If it's Patchouli-sama, she might know something.She's very reliable at times like this, right?So my ability is less important than a manga manuscript deadline...then we'll be together forever...Head Maid...
If you'll be our dinner and become our flesh and bones,