It really isn't so much a need for translation, as it is in plain english, it's more a code that needs to be broken (has been broken by two persons already). If it was in a language other than english, then it would need a translation_request tag.
tsmithmk2 said: yes, i threw it together in about 20 mins and that is why i failed at spelling, it was rushed
That's another strike against it being here, I'm sorry to say. Uploading your own work to Danbooru is generally considered bad form.
if you can understand what this says then i commend you on your translating ablaties
but it still does not change the fact that you must have had way to much time on your hands and i really think that you should do something more productive with your life
anyway if you people are really wondering what this is it's just the first page on a little project i am working on to show a few of my friends
and no before you ask i am not going to share it with you
the only reason i uploaded this here on is just to see what would happen
and if anybody could fgure it out
(at least i think that's what it says)