Today I saw a wooden XM8, It made me want to furiously masturbate. I wish I could say it ended there, but alas, The same thing goes for the wooden FAMAS. All this wood of a beautiful brown, No amount of fapping could get my woody down. This being the case, I cant go out in public, So please give me the rifles so I can lower my dick. I dont know if it works, the reverse might be true, But still in advance I would say, Santa thank you.
Here is an Internet of solid wood, It ain't a gun, but almost as good. I bid you fond ligneous wishing dreams Caressing buttstocks and exploring tight seams.
Although I haven't said this before, I'm beginning to love danbooru more and more. It's users like ChielScape and ice73, that fill me with glee, As I rate their comments with a high score.