Well I tried to translate the parts that I kinda knew, but now it's time for a more experience translator to translate.
ZwaffI'm kinda nervous.What are you saying?! Today's the commemorative debut battle of our circle, "Ponjiyuusu?"!Mannnn.Well, ain't nothing to get that worked up about.And the book (copy-'zine) that's gonna be the cornerstone of that rule's all wrapped up 'n' ready!Heh heh heh, ain't nothin' but a thing.'Cause it's your first time taking part in a doujin circle.Today begins our glorious military rule. How could you not get worked up about it?YawnTurning back the clock to ten years ago...Mr N.: good friendBe nice if ya can sell 'em.