Been left half translated for 4 years, so I thought I might as well take a whack at it. If anyone feels the urge to change it or redo it, feel free to have at it!
TL notes: Not confident in my translation of 年最後の番でこうも冷えるとは at all.
Took some liberties with the social courtesies on this page and the following to try and make it sound more natural.
