Churl is a good word. I like that word. Along with rogue, villain, rake, rapscallion, nogoodnik, yahoo, wastrel, and all those other delightful insults long since lost to the twenty-first century man.
Churl is a good word. I like that word. Along with rogue, villain, rake, rapscallion, nogoodnik, yahoo, wastrel, and all those other delightful insults long since lost to the twenty-first century man.
I'm going to write those down in case I want to insult someone without the whole debate turning into a shitstorm.
May want to look them up in a dictionary too, just to make sure the insult fits but is actually offensive.
What in Black Beard’s locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy rapscallion? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, rogue. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, nogoodnik. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, churl. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer donkey off o’ the world, ye rake. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll excret fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
Hee hee.♡ What a funny child you are.Sometimes you're... ^^; Don't brag about it! ^^;Silence,
silence,
silence!Aaargh! I wound up being of service to a youkai. The blunder of a lifetime......? But no matter how I look at you, I see a cute little child, so...?Child!?I am no child!A-hemDon't worry, sometimes I'm surprised by children.Witless churl! I am an elegant lady!I was in this form when I awoke from my long slumber!Teeny!!
