I think we've all had this experience of older people telling us embarrassing stories from the past. Added to the nostalgia pool. If it doesn't fit, remove it. I thought it was apt.
Oh? What is it?I'll tell ya a secret today!Hello, Marisa. Aren't you in a good mood today!When I grow up...I'm gonna marry ya!I have a million stories just like this.Please tell us more....Don't.