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patchouli knowledge and catchouli (touhou) drawn by hazuki_ruu

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    Proximity Combat Ordnance: Type 69 Riot Suppression Hand Grenade

    Palmtop Catchouli "69" can be read "mu-kyuu" in Japanese.

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    ezekill
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    -do not squeeze the grenade or it will result in premature harm.

    -when you hear the 'mukyuu' sound, anything within 50 meters of visual and auditory contact is considered its effective radius.

    -do NOT give in and try to snuggle with the grenade. doing so will cause cardiac arrest, nosebleeds and/or massive sugar level rising.

    APPROVED BY HAZUKI RUU MOE INDUSTRIES

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    Goldstein-1187
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    Let's see, there's another piece of writing behind the big "I'm a hand grenade <3" sheet she holds...

    And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

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