I call shenanigans.
For one thing, that last bubble says "unique".

...okay...someone...has been rather a dick.
And not just on this one, either.

These controls are kind of confusing to a brain-boggled guy like me. I'm trusting someone more experienced to take care of it.

Fixed, thanks for pointing it out. Did you find any other pictures with made-up translations?

thanks for the translating

dansalterio said:
thanks for the translating

dansalterio has now been blocked. Let that be a warning for anyone who feels like making up notes. Stealth vandalism is the worst kind, and will be pruned mercilessly.