You know you're a hopeless miltaku when the first thing that comes to mind on hearing MPV is actually "Mine Protected Vehicle"... I'm not quite sure if a comparison to what amounts to a large heavily armored truck would be more or less insulting to Akatsuki though.
clap clapYou're the MPV.
Multi-purpose vehicle, a type of automobile known in North America as minivan.grumpI'm the MVP!!Commander, what about me!?MP... What?