Good try on the English.

The Engrish makes it more authentic, since the original Unlimited Blade Works prayer is broken English too.

BORD

UMW says:
Wood is my body, and my chested is flat.

I fell off my chair with laughter.

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I am the bone of my board
Wood is my body, and flat is my chest
I have created over a thousand boards.

Unknown to growth
Nor known to jiggle.

Have withstood pain to creat many boards
Yet these hands will never hold breasts.

So as I pray, Unlimited Manaita Works.

Really why Bord why

Mean but hilarious?

zoidiect said:

BORD

Bord is the word.

Chirpy13 said:

Bord is the word.

"We are the Bord. Your brests will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

Zhinite said:

"We are the Bord. Your brests will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

"We will add your chested to ours and make shelves."

Added to what I think is the appropriate pool.

Funny thing is bord=table in Swedish so it kinda fits...

NotFuret said:

I am the bone of my board
Wood is my body, and flat is my chest
I have created over a thousand boards.

Unknown to growth
Nor known to jiggle.

Have withstood pain to creat many boards
Yet these hands will never hold breasts.

So as I pray, Unlimited Manaita Works.

Really why Bord why

Well this made my day. Too bad RJ isn't actually an archer like some of the others, or this'd be perfect. She does summon "weapons" though...

Unlimited Board Walks...

Zhinite said:

"We are the Bord. Your brests will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

Too bad the "Comment Win" pool is gone.

This isn't Flattop RJ. This is Distinctive Silhouette RJ (pool #12023).