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I'm not sure it gets more insulting than a toilet spitting on you.

Reader-added tags include "Kicking her when she's down", "Kogasa-san, authority on drowning", and "The bonus is the main story".

Every Kogasa cites a sad, sad survey:

When do you feel miserable?
• When Sunday comes to an end
• When I search for my cell phone while I'm holding it
• When I've wet myself despite my age
• When I've been useless at a key moment
• When I eat my lunch in the toilet

In soviet Japan, toilet spits on you!

This is why I use the old-fashioned flush toilet. No hi-techy bidets for me! No, siree!

When do you feel miserable?

• When I've been useless at a key moment

Success-driven minds, unite... *Cries in a corner*

When do you feel miserable?
• When Sunday comes to an end

Well yeah, I enjoy not working.