Mix it with some Mexican truffle...

I tried natto before, it doesn't taste bad, but it doesn't taste good either. The stickiness is a bit weird though.

And just now you made me realize what Huitlacoche is made of. Good grief I haven't eaten that in years.

Both taste good to me, but mixing the two together is something that only the deranged minds of Hiei and Isokaze can think of. Or Howard Tayler's.

Incidentally...

Kansai folks hate natto? Or is it just Ryuujou?

oracle135 said:

Kansai folks hate natto? Or is it just Ryuujou?

It's an old stereotype.

In that sense, cheese is a spoiled, curdling milk, no..? Ah.. How a few nice wording could change an image of a food entirely.. *typed while munching on cheese cubes*

Nuggets and sausages are made of pink slime...

TunaMayo said:

In that sense, cheese is a spoiled, curdling milk, no..?

As Stephen Fry once said, "Cheese is the celebration of what happens when milk goes off big-time stylee."

...and whenever you smell a flower, you are actually getting plant semen into your nostrils.

I won't even get started on what honey is...

Darkagma said:

...and whenever you smell a flower, you are actually getting plant semen into your nostrils.

I won't even get started on what honey is...

While I have a certain desire to, I don't think I have the courage to actual try to say that to a woman enjoying her flowers.

Well, it's not like the "semen" comes from an animal. People tend to make a big difference about where things come, just ask vegetarians (killing animals = bad / killing plants = good).

Darkagma said:

...and whenever you smell a flower, you are actually getting plant semen into your nostrils.

I won't even get started on what honey is...

So what's honey?

OMGkillitwithfire said:

So what's honey?

Bee vomit... correction, semen thrown up by a bee.

rom_collector said:

Bee vomit... correction, semen thrown up by a bee.

(Throws jar of honey off the window)

rom_collector said:

Bee vomit... correction, semen thrown up by a bee.

So.. I've just ate a baked dough of fermented wheat, water, and salt topped with bee semen for my breakfast..?!

TunaMayo said:

So.. I've just ate a baked dough of fermented wheat, water, and salt topped with bee semen for my breakfast..?!

Wheat digested by bacteria and flower semen digested and vomited by a bee.

OOZ662 said:

Wheat digested by bacteria

Fungus, rather.

TunaMayo said:

So.. I've just ate a baked dough of fermented wheat, water, and salt topped with bee semen for my breakfast..?!

Well, bread is fluffy thanks to the gases produced when yeast consumes part of the dough. The yeast dies later because of the high temperature, so you are eating a baked dough of fermented wheat, water, and salt full of yeast fart and their immolated corpses.

...topped with plant cum vomited by swarms of insects.

Darkagma said:

Well, bread is fluffy thanks to the gases produced when yeast consumes part of the dough. The yeast dies later because of the high temperature, so you are eating a baked dough of fermented wheat, water, and salt full of yeast fart and their immolated corpses.

...topped with plant cum vomited by swarms of insects.

Now you can finally make your ordinary breakfast sound like the lyrics of a death metal song.

Only to later dropped them all down a pool of acid and hungry bacteria feeding on dead corpses. Pretty brutal i say.

Mithiwithi said:

Fungus, rather.

Well, if it's sourdough, then some bacteria is involved too...

Again, where is that flat-RJ-chan come from?

rom_collector said:

Bee vomit... correction, semen thrown up by a bee.

Nonono, Bee vomit is correct. Or regurgitated, if you have to be specific.

Also, bee semen is never wasted as the male drones never work on anything and live only to mate with the new queen. Now, if we're talking about Royal Jelly...

I can never eat food again.