Shut up Teruzuki, go get some proper foods, here's $100.

Ufufu *places can of spam down* Now Teruzuki, choose! Will you pick the spam, or will you join my fleet and be under my care?
*Teruzuki picks up spam and eats it in her box*

*Cries in corner*
You will never get Teruzuki... why live?

The trick is to leave a trail of spam leading to your base.

79248cm/s said:

Ufufu *places can of spam down* Now Teruzuki, choose! Will you pick the spam, or will you join my fleet and be under my care?
*Teruzuki picks up spam and eats it in her box*

*Cries in corner*
You will never get Teruzuki... why live?

I laughed more than I should have.