The survey dares to axe the question:

What do you want to cut with an axe?
• Firewood
• Large tree
• Rope
• Door
• Red Arremer

Reader-added tags include "No 'Io, Callisto and Europa' in the survey" and "Plenty of Arthurs in the survey". (Option 5 is leading the poll by a margin of over 4:1 over second place.)

Is Parsee around? And I'd pick rope, one tied to a treebuchet.

Shinno appears to be an onbashira monster the way Kogasauthor is a karaoke monster, by this point. This is reaching Batman levels of preparedness for this event.

Baroque said:

Shinno appears to be an onbashira monster the way Kogasauthor is a karaoke monster, by this point. This is reaching Batman levels of preparedness for this event.

I think he's the anti-Kogasa - incredible luck follows him.

Jarlath said:

I think he's the anti-Kogasa - incredible luck follows him.

It's because of Hina who follows Kogasauthor.

Kurai_Tora said:

It's because of Hina who follows Kogasauthor.

No, it's because of Kogasa-san and his poor choices in everything. You've seen how often he makes decisions which came back to haunt him.

That, and sometime in the past he apparently pissed off a rain/curse god, given how his flashbacks don't often show rain.

It Takana+san has somehow leeched off all Kogasa's good luck.

Moonspeaker said:

The survey dares to axe the question:

Can't we cut them with a herring instead?