Kotatsu doesn't jive well to people with a proper entertainment den setup though. None of the lazyboy couches are low enough nor would the kotatsu be tall enough to make me kick back, have my lower torso covered up and warmed up while I watch TV.
In Warspite's defense, why the fuck would you ever use a kotatsu if you have a fireplace available? Kotatsus are the kind of things that the filthy lower classes use. For royalty, only the finest stone hearths will suffice!
She can run all she likes, but the Kotatsu will eventually find her. It's like a killer in a horror movie... a warm, never letting you go killer.
If Warspite were any nationality other than British I would agree with you.
But the British are a special case. They've perfected the art of taking a retreat, a tactic usually used defensively to preserve what remains of one's own forces, and using it in an offensive stance instead, by drawing their opponent out far away from their supplies until they are helpless and without munitions, while the Brits have everything they need to deliver complete annihilation.
Like how the Desert Fox was starved in the Sahara by Montgomery, so too will the Kotatsu find itself dead in the water, and well within striking distance of the greatest naval sniper to ever sail.
Kotatsu doesn't jive well to people with a proper entertainment den setup though. None of the lazyboy couches are low enough nor would the kotatsu be tall enough to make me kick back, have my lower torso covered up and warmed up while I watch TV.
Well that's blatantly not true! They make kotatsu all the way up to normal desk height, and you can get kotatsu wide enough to fit a legless couch!
Heck, they even have 3-piece lounge sets (including the L-shaped couch) to match with a kotatsu now!
If Warspite were any nationality other than British I would agree with you.
But the British are a special case. They've perfected the art of taking a retreat, a tactic usually used defensively to preserve what remains of one's own forces, and using it in an offensive stance instead, by drawing their opponent out far away from their supplies until they are helpless and without munitions, while the Brits have everything they need to deliver complete annihilation.
Like how the Desert Fox was starved in the Sahara by Montgomery, so too will the Kotatsu find itself dead in the water, and well within striking distance of the greatest naval sniper to ever sail.
"It's not retreating. It's advancing in a different direction."
"It's not retreating. It's advancing in a different direction."
I mean, you laugh now, but how long can you keep laughing when you're stuck in the middle of the desert with less than 20 tanks when your opponent has several hundred?
Fireplaces are infinitely superior. They have delicious smoke, and you can cook with them.
Definitely. I bought a kotasu and they are nice and comfy, it is a bit cramped in there and your back doesn't really warm up like a fireplace. I guess in a cramped living environment, a kotasu is perfect, but I have a decently large house so I think my fireplace will continue it's service. Besides, my sausage dog likes lying down in front of it to cook himself.
You mean they have carbon monoxide poisoning, great for dealing with pesky opponents...
That why traditional houses have chimmey in Europe and high roof in Asia. Fireplace can't be use in non-chimmey and small house. Use portable fireplace in non-smoke exhaust and small room caused many deaths to Vietnamese.
If Warspite were any nationality other than British I would agree with you.
But the British are a special case. They've perfected the art of taking a retreat, a tactic usually used defensively to preserve what remains of one's own forces, and using it in an offensive stance instead, by drawing their opponent out far away from their supplies until they are helpless and without munitions, while the Brits have everything they need to deliver complete annihilation.
Like how the Desert Fox was starved in the Sahara by Montgomery, so too will the Kotatsu find itself dead in the water, and well within striking distance of the greatest naval sniper to ever sail.
thought it was Russian who do that. they did it to both Napoleon and Hitler
Delicious.Ach, she's scarpered.Kotatsoo...
Let's see what you've got!Ahurrrrrr...Deserting under fire, huh?So this is what charmed my Zara-neesama in but an instant...?I possess a fireplace!Gosh...
