The Edokko is too strong in these two - I lack the vocabulary to bring it forth!

@NNescio, if you could apply your gentle touch, I would be most appreciative!

Warspite + meth =....

... I don't even want to think about it.

You try that Suzukaze, and you'll have MPs knocking on your door, telling you to surrender yourself and your supplies of that.

Worse, you'll have a fast-attack abyssal ship in tandem speed by and you'll be sunk before you know it, and will leave a cardboard hanging on your wreck that reads like this.

薬物プッシャー - 従いません

Why Warspite has chest pain after watching Sazae-san? What is Sazae-san syndrome?

One can only assume that the heart-warming nature is just too much for the mere organs of a shipgirl to sustain.

Hoppo said:

Why Warspite has chest pain after watching Sazae-san? What is Sazae-san syndrome?

Because it remembers depressive Monday. Sazae-san is broadcast every Sunday from 6:30 to 7:00 p.m, so it implies the end of the weekend.

Paracite said:

One can only assume that the heart-warming nature is just too much for the mere organs of a shipgirl to sustain.

Too much sugar...

Brightlight said:

Because it remembers depressive Monday. Sazae-san is broadcast every Sunday from 6:30 to 7:00 p.m, so it implies the end of the weekend.

Ah... monday :(

MD5 mismatch of http://lohas.nicoseiga.jp/priv/bedca5ac33e1d858ff2cf5fe4668bac3c71702be/1482042762/6334511