Why would a freshly woken person hold a squeezeable bottle of mayonnaise?

Kyrozen said:

Why would a freshly woken person hold a squeezeable bottle of mayonnaise?

What, you don't bring mayo to bed every night?

Koucchan said:

What, you don't bring mayo to bed every night?

No, but then again, I'm not Japanese.

NWSiaCB said:

No, but then again, I'm not Hijikata Toshiro.

FTFY

NWSiaCB said:

No, but then again, I'm not Japanese.

According to the research of world renown Japanese historian Dr.Ushikuso, bringing mayo to bed is a long lived Japanese tradition. It even predates Himiko and her Yamatai Kingdom.

BarefeetChaser said:

According to the research of world renown Japanese historian Dr.Ushikuso, bringing mayo to bed is a long lived Japanese tradition. It even predates Himiko and her Yamatai Kingdom.

The counterpart of the Korean fear that fans will murder you in your sleep.

Koucchan said:

What, you don't bring mayo to bed every night?

Well, I'm not half-moomintroll, so no.

Koucchan said:

What, you don't bring mayo to bed every night?

NWSiaCB said:

No, but then again, I'm not Japanese.

Kyrozen said:

Well, I'm not half-moomintroll, so no.

Or someone who grows out of a ponytail...

I wonder if this fits the too_literal tag...