least intimidating thing possible

You best not be underestimating La Chancla.

least intimidating thing possible

Beware my secret Finger Flicking Your Nose technique!

I do the dishes.
I mow the lawn.
I even draw little smiley faces with condiments, on the food I serve.
But today, for you... I'll make it a frown.

Beware my ruby slippers!

Vid-szhite said:

You best not be underestimating La Chancla.

You best not be lyin or the Chancla's start flyin.

Beware my flamethrower.

...Wait that's actually dangerous.

I have the power to kill a Yak from 200 yards aways. WITH MIND BULLETS (That's telekinesis...).

GMO said:

I have the power to kill a Yak from 200 yards aways. WITH MIND BULLETS (That's telekinesis...).

How 'bout the power.... ....to move you?

You better not mess with me. I have a sippy cup and I'm not afraid to use it!

MachThreeSlug said:

You better not mess with me. I have a sippy cup and I'm not afraid to use!

Yeah? Well I have a mug. This is now...
a mugging.