So... Russian greetings involve kissing? I'm going to assume it's an only-with-close-friends-and-family thing until told otherwise.
I hate death by shooting though...Owww~ My neck hurts~SoThey said I am to be restricted from sortieing.I am terribly sorry.GYAAAAAAAAAH!!!Don't you have anything to tell me?German does nothing but shaking hands.Ugghh...Why me again-sshuShe explained.Guh!I'll accept any punishment...How's that? Disgraceful, isn't it?Hmph. You are quick to understand, aren't you?*chu**Sighhh~*
To immediately link it with indecent things, Germans sure are perverts, aren't they~ Well then, lemme give you Russian style of greeting as a punishment.