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  • ID: 2749480
  • Uploader: 先男虫 »
  • Date: about 8 years ago
  • Size: 174 KB .jpg (462x582) »
  • Source: pixiv.net/artworks/63277395 »
  • Rating: General
  • Score: 23
  • Favorites: 36
  • Status: Active

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fujiwara no mokou and edogawa conan (touhou and 1 more) drawn by jokanhiyou

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  • 东方Project-藤原妹红

    别惹我,哥可是看了700多集柯南的人,会600多种杀人方法,精通200多种密室杀人法,制造各种不在场证明,巧妙利用鱼线,马桶,匕首,毒针多种作案工具,记住别惹我,不然你怎么死都不知道。

    打字累死我了-_-|||

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    NeferNightbug
    about 8 years ago
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    tl;dt

    @BarefeetChaser we need you!

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    BarefeetChaser
    about 8 years ago
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    NeferNightbug said:

    tl;dt

    @BarefeetChaser we need you!

    Too long, I don't translate. I no say English!!!

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    feline lump
    about 8 years ago
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    Is this the Chinese version of the Navy Seals copypasta?

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    NWSiaCB
    about 8 years ago
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    BarefeetChaser said:

    Too long, I don't translate. I no say English!!!

    For those, you should respond "no hablo Ingles". Regardless of not speaking Spanish. It's funnier the less context it has.

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    BarefeetChaser
    about 8 years ago
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    NWSiaCB said:

    For those, you should respond "no hablo Ingles". Regardless of not speaking Spanish. It's funnier the less context it has.

    Dutifully noted.

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    FRien
    about 8 years ago
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    feline_lump said:

    Is this the Chinese version of the Navy Seals copypasta?

    It seems more intended at mocking armchairs experts rather than empty threats, but there are a lot of common points.

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    Cheesedragon
    about 8 years ago
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    I love the contrast between the aggressive rant and Mokou's actual expression.

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    bakudan00
    about 8 years ago
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    This almost looks like their version of Gorilla Warfare.

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    MAGNUS-8M
    about 8 years ago
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    Wow, that one guy REALLY got caught up in the Cross Fire.

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    Omnicrom
    about 8 years ago
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    MAGNUS-8M said:

    Wow, that one guy REALLY got caught up in the Cross Fire.

    I love you and hate you.

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    Don't you screw with me, I am a man who has watched over 700 episodes of Meitantei Conan. I have mastered over 600 ways of killing, and over 200 methods of creating a locked room mystery. I am capable of making impenetrable alibis, and am able to kill with merely a fishing line, toilet, dagger, poisoned needle, and the list goes on. So do remember to tread lightly, or death will come for you, and you won't even see it coming. A very specific type of copypasta mocking those who cannot distinguish between fictional media and the real world. Examples include the wannabe drug lords who watched all of Breaking Bad, wannabe police elites who watched all of Flashpoint, and the wannabe war veterans who played Cross Fire. According to one, 2 years of intense training in Cross Fire made him an outstanding war fighter, and he was ready to take on the duty, should China ever be at war with Japan.
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