seriously though, how lost you have to be to end up in Antarctica?!
Not quite as lost as you have to be to get to a non-Euclidian dimension or travel back in time by accident, but she'll be Flanderized that far eventually, just you wait.
Not quite as lost as you have to be to get to a non-Euclidian dimension or travel back in time by accident, but she'll be Flanderized that far eventually, just you wait.
WO-CLASS AIRCRAFT CARRIER It's perfectly obvious where the chart is. She's given it to that escort carrier.
ADMIRAL (shocked) Gambier Bay? You didn't drag poor Gambi into this, did you?! She's not up to the challenge.
MIDWAY PRINCESS (smugly) She stands out like a sore thumb. We'll find her.
IOWA (hotly) The hell you will. She's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than she needs. Gambier Bay's got friends on every island and in every harbor between here and Port Darwin. She speaks ten languages, knows every local custom, she'll blend in, disappear, you'll NEVER find her. With any luck she's reached the objective already.
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EXT. DAY - A crowded MARKETPLACE somewhere in the NORTH AFRICAN DESERT. GAMBIER BAY stands amid the chaos, looking up with a vaguely panicked expression from a crumpled naval chart.
GAMBIER BAY Um, excuse me? Does anyone here speak English? Or, or even ancient Greek? Oh, jeez.
