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  • ID: 3275730
  • Uploader: ampzz »
  • Date: over 6 years ago
  • Approver: PhoenixG »
  • Size: 994 KB .png (663x1200) »
  • Source: seiga.nicovideo.jp/seiga/im8571742 »
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    Kyrozen
    over 6 years ago
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    Haggis and Marmites are both man's sins manifested.

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    Shebadotfr
    over 6 years ago
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    I called the Marmite bit hah!

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    ezekill
    over 6 years ago
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    Not really a good thing to see if the lass is wantin' to shove marmite infused haggis down a throat that the lasses scarpered with a crackin smile

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    seikenshin
    over 6 years ago
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    My favorite part of this image is poor little Jervis utterly mortified by the entire thing

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    oracle135
    over 6 years ago
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    "Purification"

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    seikenshin said:

    My favorite part of this image is poor little Jervis utterly mortified by the entire thing

    "Are we the baddies?"

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    Shebadotfr
    over 6 years ago
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    The haggis also have that ominous glow. Is Ido suggesting that Abyssals make haggis too?

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    Feather7603
    over 6 years ago
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    What's wrong with haggis now again? It's perfectly good food.

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    Rax0387
    over 6 years ago
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    Mein Gott! Ido shipgirls didn't hold back at all!

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    Jarlath
    over 6 years ago
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    Tertium457 said:

    Definitely should have gone with marmite here.

    @Tertium457 They went with it after all.

    And made her Riyo.

    God save them all.

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    NeSeeger
    over 6 years ago
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    Shebadotfr said:

    I called the Marmite bit hah!

    Ido should start giving out gifts for these kinds of things.

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    laisy
    over 6 years ago
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    Feather7603 said:

    What's wrong with haggis now again? It's perfectly good food.

    So are Marmite!

    And pineapple pizza

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    Rathurue
    over 6 years ago
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    Kyrozen said:

    Haggis and Marmites are both man's sins manifested.

    Eh, Marmite are like natto or miso. You either like it, or you get used to it.

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    Elf song
    over 6 years ago
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    Nelson Touch with marmite?
    Godlike!

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    SerialBus500
    over 6 years ago
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    Good to see Ark and Warspite employing the Noble Joestar Technique™.

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    WhiteCrow
    over 6 years ago
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    laisy said:

    So are Marmite!

    And pineapple pizza

    But pineapple pizza is actually good! ...Maybe.
    (When was the last time I actually had somw of those? 10 years ago?)

    By the way, why does the Admiral speaks way more like a queen than the Queen does? Sure, she's not a real queen (her sister is) but she's got crown and throne and all that.

    Updated by WhiteCrow over 6 years ago

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    jtxj93
    over 6 years ago
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    I wonder what else did they try after the jellied eel and before the Marmite......

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    OMGkillitwithfire
    over 6 years ago
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    laisy said:

    So are Marmite!

    And pineapple pizza

    Gordon Ramsay would like to have a word with you.
    Still delicious though

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    ithekro
    over 6 years ago
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    Should have gone with the Spotted Dick, lasses.

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    Algester
    over 6 years ago
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    marmite aint bad... tasteless maybe... but tempt me with haggis.... ohh boy... did I mention I somewhat consume ofal? on a somewhat common basis back in the days

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    Grave-tan
    over 6 years ago
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    oracle135 said:

    "Are we the baddies?"

    Do you really need to ask?

    National cuisine is how Brits express their hatred towards the rest of the world and each other.

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    Searchwanted
    over 6 years ago
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    MARMITE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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    Garrus
    over 6 years ago
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    Jarlath said:

    @Tertium457 They went with it after all.

    And made her Riyo.

    God save them all.

    God is dead, Riyodako killed him. Nelriyo will finish the job.

    SerialBus500 said:

    Good to see Ark and Warspite employing the Noble Joestar Technique™.

    But of course! The Joestars were an English noble family after all.

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    NWSiaCB
    over 6 years ago
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    Jarlath said:

    @Tertium457 They went with it after all.

    And made her Riyo.

    God save them all.

    Hey, you know what they were saying back then? "God is an Englishman."

    Clearly, God was the one that handed them the Marmite.

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    Darkagma
    over 6 years ago
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    Unfair treatment towards haggis. Such uncultured swines...

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    ADNL
    over 6 years ago
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    So the reason was that Nelson doesn't like 'commoner's food'?
    Is there any British original 'noble food' I wonder?

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    ithekro
    over 6 years ago
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    Darkagma said:

    Unfair treatment towards haggis. Such uncultured swines...

    We don't have a proper Scots built ship yet.

    HMS Hood..now there would be a proper Scots built ship.
    Built in Clydebank.

    Updated by ithekro over 6 years ago

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    firefly99
    over 6 years ago
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    There's something wrong with Her Royal Thighness. Look at her eyes in panel 1.

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    Claverhouse
    over 6 years ago
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    seikenshin said:

    My favorite part of this image is poor little Jervis utterly mortified by the entire thing

    Dear little soul.

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    NNescio
    over 6 years ago
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    ADNL said:

    So the reason was that Nelson doesn't like 'commoner's food'?

    She sounds like an old-fashioned upper-crust military officer from her lines (well, her written lines, at least; Nomizu Iori spoils the effect somewhat by making her sound like an ojou in some parts). Uses 「余」 too (this one is a dignified archaic male first-person 'pronoun', but in modern media this gets tacked on to aristocrats and royals who are meant to sound dignified. FGO Nero and AL Nagato both also use this). This is likely done as a reference to her namesake, the real-life Vice-Admiral Viscount Horatio Nelson, famous for the Battle of Trafalgar (I understand he could be quite the vain gloryhound in public, but certainly not among his men).

    ADNL said:

    Is there any British original 'noble food' I wonder?

    High tea? With scones and lots of clotted cream? Otherwise, yeah... it's mostly French food with a lot of 'avec' to them.

    seikenshin said:

    My favorite part of this image is poor little Jervis utterly mortified by the entire thing

    Made even funnier once you realize Jervis's namesake (John Jervis) was Nelson's boss.

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    Jarlath
    over 6 years ago
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    This was a job for Richelieu, but she didn't want to cook for another English ship.

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    ADNL
    over 6 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    She sounds like...

    Thanks for clear that old bloody English for me.
    Also, according to two certain French guys I know from Ancient Roma era, the British's also very fond of 'the mint sauce' with lamb.
    Could some gentlement or lady here confirm about that 'mint sauce' is on pair with marmite or jelly eel level of the Queen's food as well?
    Thanks in advance.

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    user 449675
    over 6 years ago
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    ADNL said:

    Could some gentlement or lady here confirm about that 'mint sauce' is on pair with marmite or jelly eel level of the Queen's food as well?
    Thanks in advance.

    Mint sauce is very common and can be found at any supermarket or grocery store. It's even available here in the US.

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    ADNL
    over 6 years ago
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    Tapper said:

    Mint sauce is very common and can be found at any supermarket or grocery store. It's even available here in the US.

    Thanks but I meant to ask if mint sauce, or at least British version, is a rarely accepted food as Marmite? Or only Asterisk and Obelisk hate it as depicted in their comics?

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    NNescio
    over 6 years ago
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    ADNL said:

    Thanks but I meant to ask if mint sauce, or at least British version, is a rarely accepted food as Marmite? Or only Asterisk and Obelisk hate it as depicted in their comics?

    Mint sauce is traditionally served with lamb in British (and Irish) cuisine Sometimes other gamey meats too. It was the done thing back then — you simply cannot have roast lamb WITHOUT mint sauce. Nowadays this is less common, with other European sauces (usually some kind of herb board dressing) being used in its place.

    Some Commonwealth countries also retain this cultural practice from their colonial days. West and South Asian cooking will also often have their own traditional mint sauces (usually with added dairy, so not quite the same as British mint sauce) served with roasted meat.

    Some people dislike the sauce though (sometimes because it's associated with peppermint sweets for them). That said, even then, there's nothing that can be found particularly vile about the sauce (unlike say, yeasty bullion tasting Marmite, jelly texture cold jellied eels, or fish-heads-poking-out-of a-pie-stargazy), just well, some people who are not used to mint being used for savory foods might find it odd.

    As for Asterisk and Obelisk, it's more of a riff on tasteless underseasoned meat being slathered with mint sauce to cover up the (lack of) taste. You could substitute it with ketchup and the joke would still have most of the same effect. (but mint sauce is stereotypically British to Europeans, so...)

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    ithekro
    over 6 years ago
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    Use to be so you won't notice the potentially spoiling meats, which was why there was such a huge market for spices of all kinds for centuries. But the last century or two has made such things unneeded and tastes have shifted away from some of those methods, but retained some of the more popular flavors regionally.

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    Paracite
    over 6 years ago
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    ithekro said:

    Use to be so you won't notice the potentially spoiling meats, which was why there was such a huge market for spices of all kinds for centuries. But the last century or two has made such things unneeded and tastes have shifted away from some of those methods, but retained some of the more popular flavors regionally.

    A common misconception! Spices were expensive in the middle ages, and people who could afford that could also afford fresh meat - and spices can't even hide spoiled meat, it'd really only make it worse. There were plenty of food animals around, and the meat wasn't going to be left around to go rotten after slaughter, it got sold basically immediately or went on to be preserved through methods like smoking, picking and drying.

    While some use of spices were to ameliorate the intense saltiness from preservation methods, most of the use of spice was simply from people's fascination for the novel tastes that they could provide. There's no actual evidence that spices were used to cover up spoiled meat in general. The huge market was simply down to people wanting the flavours they could provide, nothing more, nothing less.

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    ADNL
    over 6 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    ... (but mint sauce is stereotypically British to Europeans, so...)

    So Britain somehow become the butt of the joke when it's about food standard of Europe... That makes me wonder why and how, or since when, and should thing turns out like that?

    I mean, right? French is high standard heaven for godly food, never heard of a bad or odd weird French dish (escagot, in the other hand, is delicacy, like fugu and so...); Italia is famous Mediterranean unique cuisine worldwide acknowledge; German, though drier and simple but nevertheless has famous beer, cabbage, sausage...; the Russian also has many good treats as well...

    Mean while, Britain stuck with marmite, edible but weird pies, disgusting just by looking at jelly, and the infamous worst fish croquette of all time?

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    Paracite
    over 6 years ago
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    ADNL said:

    Mean while, Britain stuck with marmite, edible but weird pies, disgusting just by looking at jelly, and the infamous worst fish croquette of all time?

    It's not really, there's plenty of good British dishes, heck, apple pie comes from Britan! They even have more varieties of cheese than France does! (~700 vs ~450, depending on how you want to classify 'variety')

    However, fine dining was always considered the province of the continent, and as such, local foods were looked down as lower class; and the only foods that people took notice of were the weird ones, not the standard foods (which, as with many counties, are pretty basic fare, all considered), but the weird ones. Bangers and Mash can be a fantastically tasty dish when you do more than just boil a sausage and flop it on some dried out mashed potatoes - but that's often what people think of when they envisage it - not of a delightful pork and apple sausage on some butter-garlic mash. Also, as you can see in shows like Great British Bake Off, Britain also has a long and storied history in desserts and baked goods, both savoury and sweet.

    Another factor is that since royalty ate French food, there was little impetus to even develop high-class foods based on local tastes and ingredients - why bother when you can just import the latest banquet from over the channel?

    Of course, the rationing through the War killed off a lot of the older dishes, since basically a generation never ate/made them - and then that was supplanted with food from the Empire - both Butter Chicken and Tikka Masala are technically British foods (even though made by Indians - you'd have to say that American Chinese food isn't American at all if you want to say that Butter Chicken isn't British.)

    The whole meme that British food is bad is just that, a meme. Home chefs in Britain do tend to be unadventurous chefs making pretty stodgy dishes, but that doesn't mean that Britan lacks good food.

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    Garrus
    over 6 years ago
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    Y'know, one of the best things about Britain when I visited for a week during college was the food. The food places along the Thames were delicious, especially the fish and chips, and pretty much everywhere we stopped was good (except the Rainforest Cafe in Soho my and my roommate had to stop at because the group ditched us one morning and we got lost trying to find them). One of the best meals I had while I was there was actually this delicious pork pie I grabbed while roaming around in Canterbury. I had wanted a mint and lamb one, but those were completely sold out, much to my disappointment. The pork pie, however, was piping hot, with a delightfully flaky crust and juicy sweet meat, and still stands out to me almost ten years later. I just don't get while Britain still has that reputation for terrible food. During/Immediately after WWII I can understand, but now? It's a dead horse trope.

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    ADNL
    over 6 years ago
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    People said: really lovely and delicious stuffs...

    So stereotype is dead stereotypical, no? Thanks for great replies guys, that open my vision a lot.

    This, my last question, anyone can tell me if there's any other European dishes as weird as the British meme dishes as mentioned above? I'd love to know and try them some day

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    Jarlath
    over 6 years ago
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    ADNL said:

    So stereotype is dead stereotypical, no? Thanks for great replies guys, that open my vision a lot.

    This, my last question, anyone can tell me if there's any other European dishes as weird as the British meme dishes as mentioned above? I'd love to know and try them some day

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

    It's illegal to make or serve, for reasons that should be perfectly clear.

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    ADNL
    over 6 years ago
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    Jarlath said:
    ... Something illegal and disgusting beyond any border...

    Good job mate, from now on I'd consider all weird British foods are outright normal...

    Just reading the first hand description make me wanna puke...

    Ok I found this particularly interesting page https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/15-deeply-strange-old-english-recipes-that-you-won-aplm

    Highly doubt any of those are still being produced whatsoever... Cheers

    Updated by ADNL over 6 years ago

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    Jarlath
    over 6 years ago
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    ADNL said:

    Good job mate, from now on I'd consider all weird British foods are outright normal...

    Just reading the first hand description make me wanna puke...

    British food is talked down, but that's just because the higher classes were xenophilic.

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    Algester
    over 6 years ago
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    and remember Haggis is technically Scottish not English but also British

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    ithekro said:

    Use to be so you won't notice the potentially spoiling meats, which was why there was such a huge market for spices of all kinds for centuries. But the last century or two has made such things unneeded and tastes have shifted away from some of those methods, but retained some of the more popular flavors regionally.

    Medieval people eating potentially spoiled meat is a misconception, a urban legend, just like how they supposed never bath and swung swords that weight 80lbs/40kg. They were as mindful of basic food and body hygiene as we are today. The first is common sense, and the church & secular justice WILL punish butchers who sells spoiled meat going as far as death penalty. The second is because about 5 centuries of Roman domination left traces. We have to wait till the Black Death to see worsening body hygiene because the Church made people believe that water enabled diseases to enter the body. Ironically, the time of Renaissance era, powdered wigs and frilly fashion were dirtier than the "backwater" middle ages, yes Jeanne d'Arc have strong chances to be as clean as Umu and cleaner than Marie-Antoinette.

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    Eboreg
    over 4 years ago
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    Purification log:

    Kasuga Maru - Baked Potato
    Ark Royal - Bismarck Love
    Shin'you - Bratkartoffeln (Clockwork Orange)
    Maestrale - Spaghetti (You killed my friend!)
    Nelson - British Cooking

    Updated by Eboreg over 4 years ago

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    That my erstwhile allies were shoving food for commoners down my throat.
    How do you feel?
    Purification complete!
    How this looks.
    ...I was having a dream...
    Warspite, you okay with this?
    You're awake, Nelson!
    Haggis
    That's dreadful.
    Ha!
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