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  • ID: 3293069
  • Uploader: 先男虫 »
  • Date: over 6 years ago
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post #3293069
bismarck, warspite, gangut, ark royal, and gangut dva (kantai collection) drawn by ido_(teketeke)

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  • ビスマルクのスメル

    im8583858 »の続き

    Source: http://seiga.nicovideo.jp/seiga/im8617622

    Bismarck's smell

    Continuation of im8583858 »

    Source: http://seiga.nicovideo.jp/seiga/im8617622

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    先男虫
    over 6 years ago
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    XA XA XA changed to Xa Xa Xa.

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    ALostRouter
    over 6 years ago
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    Of course water can get the Surströmming (pasted word) smell off.

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    Rax0387
    over 6 years ago
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    Vodka did work as a stench remover. Watched it on "Mythbusters".

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    Rathurue
    over 6 years ago
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    Gangut doing the tornado pour like a pro!

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    oracle135
    over 6 years ago
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    Go home, Gangut. You're drunk.

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    otakubouzu
    over 6 years ago
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    "Even Ark is keeping her distance"

    Shows how bad is the odor if resident stalker refused to get too close.

    And VODKA. What it cannot solve?

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    AdventZero
    over 6 years ago
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    Of course, it'll work. Vodka is still water.

    ...About 5-7% water, that is. Still, if the #1 Universal Solvent can't get it off, might as well try Universal Solvent #2.

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    Jarlath
    over 6 years ago
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    Rathurue said:

    Gangut doing the tornado pour like a pro!

    Drunk yet wise, more so than Bismarck.

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    Demundo
    over 6 years ago
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    Ok?

    So,
    If there's anything alive a mosin-nagant rifle shoots at and didn't die, it is unkillable.
    If there's anything vodka doesn't solve, it is unsolvable.

    Honestly, what's with those Russians? How can they always live in year 3018 like that?

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    Pyeknu
    over 6 years ago
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    Demundo said:

    Ok?

    So,
    If there's anything alive a mosin-nagant rifle shoots at and didn't die, it is unkillable.
    If there's anything vodka doesn't solve, it is unsolvable.

    Honestly, what's with those Russians? How can they always live in year 3018 like that?

    LOL!

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    IVIao
    over 6 years ago
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    Now to pour VODKA on Nelson Gotland and Pola too.....GAWD datz a lot of VODKA!

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    Krugger
    over 6 years ago
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    /\/\ao said:

    Now to pour VODKA on Nelson Gotland and Pola too.....GAWD datz a lot of VODKA!

    Not to worry I am positive they have enough for the whole fleet if needed and if not more will be....acquired

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    Blindga
    over 6 years ago
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    Would dumping vodka on Pola be a good idea?

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    RYANC00P3R Youtuber
    over 6 years ago
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    Krugger said:

    Not to worry I am positive they have enough for the whole fleet if needed and if not more will be....acquired

    Ace Combat Assualt Horizon Reference lol...

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    ithekro
    over 6 years ago
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    I hope she isn't using the "good stuff" and just using the usual mass imported vodka. I mean a universal solvent is a good thing, but one shouldn't waste a good Russian vodka on that (if they can even get a good Russian vodka in Japan).

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    Jarlath
    over 6 years ago
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    ithekro said:

    I hope she isn't using the "good stuff" and just using the usual mass imported vodka. I mean a universal solvent is a good thing, but one shouldn't waste a good Russian vodka on that (if they can even get a good Russian vodka in Japan).

    The labels look like Stolichnya and Smirnoff. Should be a safe bet.

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    Mega1987
    over 6 years ago
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    looks like that Surströmming can really nasty on the odor....

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    Garrus
    over 6 years ago
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    Mega1987 said:

    looks like that Surströmming can really nasty on the odor....

    A man one evicted a tenant for opening a can in the stairwell of the building he was renting in. The tenant contested the eviction in court. All it took the landlord to win the case was opening a can in the courtroom as a demonstration. Yeah, it reeks.

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    Jarlath
    over 6 years ago
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    Garrus said:

    A man one evicted a tenant for opening a can in the stairwell of the building he was renting in. The tenant contested the eviction in court. All it took the landlord to win the case was opening a can in the courtroom as a demonstration. Yeah, it reeks.

    It's fish which didn't completely putrify into inedibility. But only just.

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    dragon28
    over 6 years ago
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    Garrus said:

    A man one evicted a tenant for opening a can in the stairwell of the building he was renting in. The tenant contested the eviction in court. All it took the landlord to win the case was opening a can in the courtroom as a demonstration. Yeah, it reeks.

    "Defendant, where is your defense attorney?"

    *Defendant pats hermetically sealed briefcase*

    "Right here."

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    Demundo
    over 6 years ago
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    dragon28 said:

    "Defendant, where is your defense attorney?"

    *Defendant pats hermetically sealed briefcase*

    "Right here."

    You honestly think a briefcase is what should be presented? Not a bio hazard containment tank?

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    Orochi Herman
    over 6 years ago
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    Now we should push for a debut of high-speed repair buckets made of vodka.
    I bet the cruiser drunkards would love that.

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    ADNL
    over 6 years ago
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    Biskmack, do you really want this?...

    With that much of vodka vaporized, you'll be hepless (passively) drunk...

    ...and I can see an "once it off I'm digging in" fully restlessly prepared Ark over theeeeere...!!!! Ah...

    Updated by ADNL over 6 years ago

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    Monki
    over 6 years ago
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    I'm hoping to see Ark trying to make a move on drunk Bismark or perhaps even drunk Bismark herself suddenly being overly friendly with Ark.

    Also, how long before we see Hiei and Isokaze's cooking with Surströmming as a special ingredient?

    Also I just like to say that that tiny chibi Ark is adorable.

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    NNescio
    over 6 years ago
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    Mega1987 said:

    looks like that Surströmming can really nasty on the odor....

    Heck, even most Swedes can't stand the smell (especially in confined spaces), even if they do eat it. IIRC it's forbidden to open surströmming cans inside apartments in Stockholm.

    Garrus said:

    A man one evicted a tenant for opening a can in the stairwell of the building he was renting in. The tenant contested the eviction in court. All it took the landlord to win the case was opening a can in the courtroom as a demonstration. Yeah, it reeks.

    (Edit: Found the court case. It's in German though.)

    To be fair, she splashed the brine on the stairwell and doormat, so it's more like a deliberate prank (to annoy a neighbor as part of a feud) and vandalism instead of just opening the can. And on Christmas, nonetheless.

    Updated by NNescio over 6 years ago

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    ADNL
    over 6 years ago
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    NNescio said:

    To be fair, she splashed the brine on the stairwell and doormat, so it's more like a deliberate prank (to annoy a neighbor as part of a feud) and vandalism instead of just opening the can. And on Christmas, nonetheless.

    My goodness!!! For a human being to conduct such crime against one's nostrils is really evil!-_-;

    Really man, one of my former classmate pulled a prank with stink bomb (well the small chips bag filled with stinky chemical sold around dark street corner venders here) and in all of our surprise, the headmaster called the police to find the culprit...! In fact, those bombs considered to be illegal and dangerous because of the chemical substains inside, so thing really got out of hand quickly. We never got to see him again...
    (Well he was expelled and went to another provincial school, but never we heard about another smelly prank in our area again...)

    Updated by ADNL over 6 years ago

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    AkaneYakumo
    over 6 years ago
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    This really does work. Trust me, I've seen Mythbusters

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    LittleFuzzy
    over 6 years ago
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    Would adding a link to post #3280763 in the commentary, in addition to the nico link, be kosher?

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    You wanna go take a bath?
    BLEH!
    Oh, you drunk bit-
    BASPLOOSH!
    Even Ark is keeping her distance!
    No matter how much I scrub myself, it never comes off!
    Hang on, you reek like a sewer!
    It did the trick.
    A spot of this should do the trick, da?
    That's somewhat humiliating in its own particular way...
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