"Let me touch your stock."

When they see commander's 'barrel' length & size

TFW he says "I'm a gunsmith."

That Thompson tho. Fave reactions gotta be those shotguns.

Field strip their weapon in front of them while going full Ainsley Harriott while doing it~

gotta love me some gun porn

ezekill said:

Field strip their weapon in front of them while going full Ainsley Harriott while doing it~

"Give your fore-end a good 'ol pump. Hyeeahh Boii!"