Wordplay:
"Водка"="Vodka"
"Вода"="Water"

Well, Gangut technically 60% and verbally 80% correct.

Would you bathe in Vodka, Comrade Big One?

Frawnkenstein said:

Would you bathe in Vodka, Comrade Big One?

Obviously yes.

Schmeichel20 said:

Obviously yes.

Wait, you can't actually do that, can you? Vodka is strong alcohol. Bathing in it would sting like acid!

Blindga said:

Wait, you can't actually do that, can you? Vodka is strong alcohol. Bathing in it would sting like acid!

Mot really. Splashing it on one's face would sting, yeah, but simply being doused with it won't do anything.
Source: spilled vodka all over myself trying to chug a bottle, nothing happened. It dries easily, too!

Rathurue said:

Mot really. Splashing it on one's face would sting, yeah, but simply being doused with it won't do anything.
Source: spilled vodka all over myself trying to chug a bottle, nothing happened. It dries easily, too!

Pretty sure your arsehole and cock would like to vehemently disagree with you.

Blindga said:

Wait, you can't actually do that, can you? Vodka is strong alcohol. Bathing in it would sting like acid!

Then the weak will die

Vodka means literally little water.