There's no rest for the wicked reimu, no rest at all....

Until we close our eyes for good.

Yukari: OOOHHHHHHH My miko, wassup!

Worst place in the world.
Hellian Heights Balla country.

noooo...for real...shit.

1996 (HRtP): Yay, We'll go to hell!
2019 (WBaWC): Aw shit, Again Hell?

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HELL FOOL!

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M: If you can eat your food, while everybody else is losing theirs and blame on you, you straight homie.

R: Neither of us are straight then...

Hell... Home. At least, it used to be before I came back and messed it all up.

(I'm probably butchering that last line, it's been so long since my PS2 stopped working for me, lol)

Y: Gurl, I know this Hell cat! She a punk, used to run with a Spite Yard Balla OG from Skullowood. I know her place, it's just across the tracks there. Let's check it out!

R: Ey, ain't that Spite Yard turf?

Y: Gurl, are you a busta?

R: Naw, I'm down, Youmie! *Boss Defeated Explosion*

All we had to do was graze the damn train, Reimu!

This deserves to be in hilarious in hindsight, because Touhou 17 has heavy themes of organized crime.

Mr_Stizblee said:

This deserves to be in hilarious in hindsight, because Touhou 17 has heavy themes of organized crime.

Not really, its too vague and the clans aren't crime leaders, there just modeled after them.

Can we make this a tradition where every new touhou game is released we make a new comment

So this will be for Touhou 18 ~ Unconnected Marketeers