I know you are just having fun, but remember it is not appropriate to ask for translations on something that was uploaded the same day; this is borderline spamming.
Done for this one, though I don't think I can do Kamikaze's because of her dialect. And also that strange word "ピコる" which is totally a made up word which I may have a gist of the meaning but no clue on how to translate it.
Commander, I was the MVP...Oh, good job, Yuudachi!!Yes. (I won't stop)Don't pet my head!!Yes. (I won't stop)Y-You won't stop...?...Ehehe~♪Yuudachi is so cute~