No matter where you go, MA JI MA! Police officer stops you, MA JI MA! From the sewers, MA JI MA! Bartender rips you off, MA JI MA! Playing darts or bowling, MA JI MA! Even in a caberet club, MA JI MA! That cute idol performer there? MA JI MA! Zombie apocalypse? MA JI MA! MA JI MA! MA JI MA! MA JI MA! (Majima EVERYWHERE.)
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"Majima EVERYWHERE", reference to Yakuza Kiwami's game mechanic/sidequest which has Majima constantly appearing to ambush the protagonist in the most unlikely of situations and disguises.