*Colonel Sanders Slowly walked placing his cane in his right hand, pulling out the sword of the chicken gods. slowly turning his head up with a devilish look on his face*
"From this day Forward there will be no more $5 footlongs from subway. This his my world, I will take it over and feed the world of My Original recipe! Whaha...wahahahahaha!"
*He pulls the razor sharp sword out*
"Now that you know my plan, I will dice you like I do my chicken!"
I've seen what he does after this before, it ain't pretty. Especially since he was freed from the bonds of material humanity. He can slice off a chicken's head and skin the body with two strokes before it's completely dead. That chicken's cut into its component pieces, breaded and in the pressure fryer in a minute. That's how good the Colonel is.
