GalagaGLX said: A tazer and a wall socket cord? That is both intriguing and worrying.
She's not charging herself; she's charging the tazer. It's just that she's too lazy to take it off her body or something. Or she's paranoid and doesn't like it to leave her side.
20,000 calories or Tokyo's entire daily electricity consumption? Horrible singing right out of the box, why would anyone buy this? Maybe the last few text blurbs can turn this marketing spiel disaster around (Somehow I doubt it).
"…as bad as serving Gian Stew in the middle of a Gian Recital."
I... That is horrible. I'm not sure horrible can even begin to describe that. It would be like having a sensory overload with horrible tuned up to Eleven.
garand01 said: Holy crap! She needs 2880000 calories every 24 hours!
Is 2880 kkal THAT much?
Kiyone SuzuWhat would happen if, by chance, a robot-girl raising person should try to commit an unspeakable act upon Suzu? Put your mind at ease! Suzu is normally equipped with a stun gun for self defense. The power of the shock is enough to cook an Indian elephant to 'well done' with a single hit! Used on a human it would probably be enough to make them vanish into the sky... right? By the way, the Three Laws of Robotics don't apply to Suzu at all! On top of that, using the stun gun will knock out Tokyo's power for half a day. That's a threat by itself.What do you think? We've only introduced a small portion of Suzu's functions here, but it should be enough to pluck at your heart strings. Of course, please take this opportunity to have Suzu produce something by your own hands! Suzu is waiting for you!However, right out of the box Suzu's singing is frankly horrible... To describe how bad it is, it's as bad as serving Gian Stew in the middle of a Gian Recital. But it is your duty as her Master to raise Suzu to become a top-class songstress! Don't give up! Note: This a Doraemon joke. In Doraemon, Gian is a bully character who is notoriously bad at both singing and cooking, but still subjects everyone to both on a regular basis.Suzu is so ingeniously crafted that getting her a little dirty is not likely to become a fatal wound. In that case, please allow her to use the bath. Suzu is different from the average robot, so she won't break down even in the bath! However, if you allow her to bathe undisturbed for more than 12 minutes and 13.36 seconds she will explode. The power of the explosion is enough to destroy 100 Tokyo Domes. Perhaps Suzu has some sort of grudge against Tokyo?Kiyone Suzu employs a humanoid interface that is easy even for beginners. With such an ingenious interface that when you see one in the store or when the Suzu you've ordered is delivered, you can't help but become suspicious and think, 'How is this any different from human trafficking?' ...that's Kiyone Suzu! To do song training the user just connects Suzu directly to the PC! Troublesome operations are completely unnecessary!A threatening songstress born of the combined technology of the Colorful Palette Technology Group - this is Kiyone Suzu.
Luxuriously equipped with a revolutionary interface not found in any other brand of VOCALOID, a brand new system the likes of which has never been seen before - we bring you the exclusive scoop on the first of many of surprising functions!
Kiyone Suzu possesses such overwhelming charm, you'll be completely captivated!
This section is pretty heavy marketing speak, so this translation is very rough/uncertain. As a modern technological device, Suzu has incredibly harsh energy consumption. Even with a full charge she can only function for 10 minutes. You may think this is extreme, but please do always recharge Suzu's energy. If you think of it as a kind of communication, this should be less of a hardship! If it's for Suzu's sake, making Tokyo scream in hellish agony for a day or shouldering vast food expenses should be a cinch!Suzu converts electricity into energy. Energy is supplied through two methods, from a home electrical outlet or, like Doraemon, through food. However, to supply energy from an electrical outlet requires a very large amount of electricity. One charge is equivalent to the energy consumption of Tokyo for one full day. In the case of food, 20,000 nutritional calories are required. Wow!
