yakumo yukari, yakumo ran, and chen (touhou) drawn by morino_hon

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    Touhou 4koma ～the most powerful beast youkai～

    結界「俺・・・修復が完了次第、あの娘に言おうと思ってるんだ。結婚しようって。なんだよその顔は？ｗｗｗ大丈夫！すぐに修復完了してみせるさ！なんたって俺は四重結界なんだぜ？…だから…安心して待っててくれよ？」　　　　ちぇえ…ゆかあ…ちぇゆか…？…ちぇかああああああああ！■デイリー２９位ありがとうございます！！最近これいうの遅くてすでにランキング外になってますが（汗
    みんなちび紫すきすぎるｗｗ

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    Saphyr
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    (*Feel free to call me out on a physics point. I'm just being over-dramatic for the lulz!*)

    You need nostrils outfitted with fine winded carbon-nanotube coils to not lose your nose while doing this! Why winded coils, you ask? Because the intense electrical current (normally employed for split-second advanced level mathematical calculations and extra/phantasm stage level danmaku play; therefore being of IMMENSE magnitude) that would be running from your brain through your nerves to stimulate your heart which is maintaining your blood flow at LUDICROUS SPEED [re-focus: the intense electrical current] would also move through your facial network and through the carbon coils in your nose, generating a magnetic field directed out of your nostrils, redirecting and further accelerating the iron in you blood... now gushing from an internal pressure of a magnitude equal to how hard you want to hug that cute little Chen and Yukari (equivalent to over 9000 MPa; compare to the atmospheric pressure of .1013 MPa that this fluid now moves towards...by the way, single-walled nanotubes can withstand 24,000 MPa before any deformation occurs). Due to the insane velocities of the blood, the carbon nanotubes coating the walls of your nostrils is necessary to protect the inner portions of your nose so it doesn't rip itself apart from the inside as the blood shoots through!

    This picture shows one of Nitori-sama's test runs, as is evident by Ran's placement in a relatively remote location (that "Yukari" and "Chen" were robotic clones...we could hardly afford to send in the real one's to be exposed to such dangerous equipment; Yukari evacuated prior to the test, which may serve as a better explanation for why Ran was looking for her... still, it's a good thing PARTRONER spotted Chen's apparent optical component error... we can fix that to make things more convincing and realistic next time). With this, kappa technology has reached an apex in biological weaponry as we have now confirmed that the "Mobile Nosebleed Hakkero" aka "Yakumo Ran" has a muzzle velocity suitable to reach the moon with sufficient kinetic energy to lay waste to the Lunar Capital. Our contractor, Yakumo Yukari, was most pleased. Such a gallant person to donate her shikigami to the cause of science and lunar conquest.

    Hmmmm... the "chibification" after-effect (see next post in the 4-koma pool) is an aspect of the weaponry we must work to delay for a number of shots, as it would be ideal for the weapon to remain operable after several rounds of use... we must continue our research.

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    Saphyr said:
    SCIENCE!

    But how do you explain the fact that the circumference of the bloodblast increases with altitude and turns pale only after it circumference has stabilized?
    Wouldn't the paleness mean that the density of the blood has decreased, which would mean that something is making the blood dissapear only after it doesn't "split up" anymore?

    Or is it simply due to the blood only gaining enough energy to project visible radiation due to friction after it has traveled long enough?

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