There are so many strips from this series without translation, and they all seem so good. Could someone try their hand at translating these, please?

I don't have time to draw all the little boxes, but the gist of it is Tohos being gay.

Gensokyo has passed a bill allowing legal civil unions between Touhous of the same sex.

Cirno said:
You might say mokou-tan is a flaming lespian? :D

LaC said:
I don't have time to draw all the little boxes, but the gist of it is Tohos being gay.

Everyone in Gensokyo is gay. No exceptions.
It's almost canon since ZUN made that remark in the interview about th12.

This is where my HNNNG-meter reached its limit. My head hurts.

LaC said:
I don't have time to draw all the little boxes, but the gist of it is Tohos being gay.

The resultant facedesk from this didn't help.

Why isn't this in the heart-warming pool?