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  • ID: 475317
  • Uploader: Not One Of Us »
  • Date: about 16 years ago
  • Size: 2.33 MB .jpg (372x20591) »
  • Source: pixiv.net/artworks/2399711 »
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  • 【東方】東方狂恋劇【4コマ】

    ハロウィンシリーズを読んでくださってる方には本当に申し訳ありません…原稿作業(補足:冬コミ用ではありません)に追われて続きが描けないので場つなぎにこれを;これがいわゆる火鳥の処女作で今見ると直したい所だらけなんですが、読んで貰えるなら恥ずかしさも嬉しさの内です!     追記:DR19位頂きました!パンタラボーレッッ! ていうか皆タグいじり好き過ぎやしませんかw 「19位記念でさらに狂う火鳥」とか…原稿キツいって言ってるのにぃぃぃ!でも嬉しいですありがとう!

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    Siegmund
    about 16 years ago
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    Well, this is insane.

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    SonicZX
    about 16 years ago
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    Holy shit does this need to be translated

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    Krugger
    over 15 years ago
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    Only thing i know was Alice and Reimu had some perverse worshipping club for Marisa and they tried to recruit Patchy after that it goes insane..er I guess

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    ForteGVN
    over 15 years ago
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    I don't know why people refused to translate such a masterpiece...by Hitori :'(

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    user 264458
    over 14 years ago
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    ... I spit some of my coffee while reading this, its was so bloody hilarious!

    Thanks for the translation!

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    caina
    over 14 years ago
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    danbooru is full of retard and maniac
    ...i think i like it

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    underscoreCF
    over 14 years ago
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    Hitori is <3, his comedic pace is wonderful. Poor, poor Patchy, being the only sane woman in Hitori's touhouverse. :P

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    Himegami Akane
    over 14 years ago
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    _cf said:
    Hitori is <3, his comedic pace is wonderful. Poor, poor Patchy, being the only sane woman in Hitori's touhouverse. :P

    How about Sakuya?

    Anyway... This level of insanity made my day. GJ Hitori-san, GJ.

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    bnelsey
    over 14 years ago
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    God damn cooking with underwear makes everything taste better

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    Moonspeaker
    over 14 years ago
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    Whew...think I knocked this one mostly into shape, or at least smoothed over most of the rough spots. Kudos to padpod for the effort; this was a big chunk o' text to work through.

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    EasyOats
    about 14 years ago
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    Cirno lost control of her bladder
    i just shit myself for so much laughing.

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    Shin-Houin
    over 13 years ago
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    Himegami_Akane said:
    How about Sakuya?

    Anyway... This level of insanity made my day. GJ Hitori-san, GJ.

    Patchy, Sakuya, Marisa, Fladre (!), Mokou, Shiki, Cirno, are all "confirmed" sane. (Waiting for SA part)

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    NERVana
    about 13 years ago
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    At the end I'm just shaking my head over and over and over again. Mind cannot comprehend.

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    Nooope. I'm an honest and down-to-earth third party.
    To put it simply, I provide the merchandise.
    Marisa's...
    And so, let's start off with the relatively inexpensive goods-
    If it's something like this, I would want it...
    And also, the latest bloomers.
    Please go ahead and compare the items in the set to the photo.
    Hmm~ This is undoubtedly the real thing.
    The panties and the shot are a perfect match!
    This is a perfect fulfillment of the supply and demand model...!
    ☆A crow's food, a duck's food
    I'll take it! How much?
    200,000.
    Two hundred thousand!?
    As usual, what a nice price!
    Sorry for having to depend on you all the time, Aya!
    Eeeeeh!?
    You, you guys find that kind of pricing normal!?
    Are you surprised by how cheap it is?
    Even then, we just barely managed to pay that amount.
    Thanks for your usual patronage!
    But we will take it regardless of the price, because we like it.
    If we stole just to eat, that would make us thieves, you know?
    So you guys do this so that you won't become criminals.
    Well, see you then, Patchouli.
    Isn't the saltiness a little strong today?
    Eh, okay.
    *chew*
    *chew*
    *slurp slurp*
    You've got to be kidding me! "See you", she says? I don't want another meeting for all eternity!
    How the hell did I become acquainted with panties-chewing aliens?
    Wait up, Patchy, you forgot something.
    Panties.
    I've packed them nicely in a basket.
    Oh, and the meeting time for tomorrow is precisely noon.
    Anyone who's late doesn't get her share of panties!
    Come on, Reimu, that would kill her, wouldn't it!
    ☆Dinner is a "secret"
    Ah
    Welcome back, Patchouli-sama.
    I um barck...
    China, please burn off this garbage.
    Ah, okay.
    Um... Are you all right?
    I just happened to breathe in some polluted air...
    Haah....
    Even going out once in a while tires me so.
    Now that Sakuya is not at home...
    ☆Attracted by the smell
    What's that?
    Chiruchiru--n
    I'm making roasted sweet potatoes.
    You can have some after they are done too, Cirno.
    Love ya, Meiling!
    You sure are self-interested, aren't you, Cirno!
    Roasting sweet potatoes with pa-pa-panties!?
    We NEVER thought of THAT!
    Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?
    What the hell is with you guys, suddenly barging in like that... LOOK AT THAT!
    Cirno was so shocked that she lost control of her bladder!
    Auu...
    Urrgh...
    ☆Oh the other shore lies her, on this shore lies me
    Look Alice, these sweet potatoes are not soggy!
    It must be the honorable power of the panties, no doubt about it!
    China? What's with all that ruckus?
    GEH
    Why the hell are you guys here!
    Aaah! Forgive us, Patchouli!
    It appears that we have underestimated your panties power!!
    From today onwards, you shall be the FanClub's president!
    Sto-stop it!
    China, don't look at me with those eyes!
    ☆General knowledge
    Now then, let's go and celebrate, Patchouli!
    Tonight, we're going to have a shabu-shabu party using Marisa's socks!
    I don't want to attend such a sabbath!
    U-...using socks...
    ..for shabu-shabu!?
    N-no, you've got it wrong, China! It's just...
    Why are you acting all surprised when your master is the same as us?
    So it has been found out!?
    Yeah, and to think she loves PAD over rice so much!
    But that's only 'cause it's so delicious.
    CHINA!?
    ☆Everyone in the vicinity are luna shooters.
    Hey, your gatekeeper's weird!
    Please do not lump the moldy socks of that sneaky, thieving magic-user together in the same category!
    Sakuya's PADs have attained 4000 years in the history of food!
    I can't restrain myself any longer, so I'll be clear about it.
    You are all perverts without fail!
    I reject joining your fanclub!
    No way!
    I won't be involved in anything regarding panties and leftover bath water!
    Wait a moment, Patche, you're misunderstanding something!
    Even we won't do...sc●t, okay?
    Ah, indeed! We are completely normal, aren't we!
    A-anyway, I refuse to join, and that's final!
    Oh...
    It's a pity, but we can't do anything about it...
    See you later, Patchouli.
    Let's work towards our mutual benefits.
    Mutual benefits...
    If you remove that part of them, perhaps we are all the same after all.
    But my love has nothing to do with slurping and chewing!
    Working hard... Going out...
    Patche, you'll definitely make a good wife!
    What a refined sweetness this hassss!
    To be able to bring out this degree of refinery by using PADs to roast them... The kanji for the "refine" can also mean "elegance".
    ☆The bird that vanished from the sky
    Now then, the idiots have finally been chased away!
    From here on, I'll be greeted by nothing but peace!
    Patchouli-sama, you have a guest.
    She has come to talk about a serious matter with you regarding panties.
    Eh
    Not only that, she came in through the front gate.
    It sure is a rare sight to see her trembling out there in the snow.
    Could it be that the guest you were referring to is...
    Patchouli, please lend me some pantiess~
    I'll even return half of the books I borrowed from youuu
    ☆Unable to see the enemy's bullets
    Hmm?
    Go tell Meiling to keep a lookout!
    ☆The hardest normal mode
    CHEE~RS!
    Ah~~
    I'll go report this to the newspaper.
    It's a shame we've eaten them all, but now we can finally proceed to worship Marisa's no-panties status!
    ☆The wind blows and the newspaper makes a profit
    ☆ No extra life, no bomb, no escape
    That is... was...
    If I were to name it, it would be the "Hole Sisters", right? a play on 'hole brothers' which might be slang for double penetration
    let's toast to our new-found sister!
    Ohoooo nectar nectarrr
    Already? That sure is a pity...
    Ah, please wait a moment then!
    I'll divide up the panties so that you can take some back!
    Well, it's your first time, so I expect you'll have some form of resistance.
    But if you try and swallow it all at once and choke on it, that would be problematic wouldn't it?
    Please make sure to eat a lot when you get back home♪
    Oh, Aya!
    Geh
    Hah...?
    Pl- please wait a moment, this is a misunderstanding!
    Oh, so Patchouli-san became a member too?
    Indeed, she has finally opened up!
    It...it's not like I am feeling discontented or anything.
    Instead, my enthusiasm appears negligible when compared to the amount these girls possess...
    ...and because of that, I do not feel that I have the proper qualifications to enter.
    Fufufu, how modest. Don't worry about it!
    There's no ranking when it comes to love!
    That's not it, I just don't want to be associated with these perverts!
    Aya! Are you a member too?
    ...to be the girl who makes Marisa turn around to look at her...
    Right now, I'm using a towel to cover up that area as a last resort...
    THAT TOO!?
    A Touhou 4 koma presentation
    We are capable of understanding your pain!
    Such feelings cannot be understood by anyone...
    Aaah Marisa, I love you Marisa...
    Why is it that I have grown to admire such a girl?
    Marisa's fanclub member No. 1, Alice Margatroid!
    Likewise, Member No. 2 Hakurei Reimu!
    Patchouli! We hereby officially invite you into our FanClub!
    I was wrong. I will never be able to understand those people's feelings
    ☆A sinful illness
    If you present me with such a gift, I will be troubled...
    Uhyoooo My lungs are full of Marisaaaaaa
    As proof of your membership, we present to you Marisa's unwashed panties as a gift!
    A standing tea leeeeeaaaaaffff! A standing tea leaf in one's cup of tea is a symbol of good luck.
    It's true that you can't drink this! We have to preserve it for eternity!
    With the appearance of the tea leaf, looks like something good will happen today.
    Perverts!
    ☆Breakdown Homing
    ☆A final stage patient's self-awareness of the situation
    Eh?
    That was not my intention at all...
    Aya! Hurry up with those show-all pictures!
    Wha-
    Also, the provider of those new panties is...
    WE ARE TRULY ASHAMED WE WERE SATISFIED WITH HER JUST TAKING THEM OFF!
    TO MAKE HER WEAR YOUR OWN PANTIES!
    The Touhou Mad☆ Love Comedy
    I'm begging you, please get yourselves to a hospital or a prison.
    Don't you think that you girls are misunderstanding something here?
    Misunderstanding?
    Patché just hasn't looked at herself in the mirror yet.
    Weren't you going on and on about how much you love Marisa and how irresistible she is earlier?
    That...
    If that is the case, there is nothing to be ashamed about!
    That's cause, we're badgers living in the same hole after all!
    Precisely!
    Hole!?
    ☆A floating existence
    Even the Scarlet Devil Mansion can't hold tea parties like this now can they.
    There's no way we'd do that.
    Eh? Why not?
    Aaaah!? Wait a moment!
    No way!?
    What the hell is up with these guys!? To think they would actually drink the leftover water from her bath!
    I am going off to rest soon.
    We are going to have to cut up the long-awaited panties, right?
    Aren't you being greedy, Reimu?
    Save meee!
    Eh!?
    Underwear thieves, was it!?
    At this rate, even Milady's underwear will be at risk!
    No, it doesn't matter.
    How you doing today?
    Sure, I'll tell them you said to take care.
    China, whatcha doin'?
    Don't get me wrong, okay!? It's not like I have a fetish for them or anything.
    I-I-I understand, it's underwear thieves isn't it?
    You have some over at your place too!?
    No, that's not it...
    Well, a little problem has surfaced about those.
    Sakuya! Eh, you mean they are here too!
    Um... hey, Marisa?
    Umm... it's Reimu and Alice. Be careful—
    Yeah, even the bras...
    For finishing all of Marisa's panties, let's celebrate!
    YOU'RE A GENIUS!
    ☆Adding in an abundant secret ingredient
    I guess staying in the mansion is the safest thing to do...
    Cassis leftover bath water
    Hot
    MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!
    This comic contains scenes with panties.
    Who is it!?
    Well then, with Marisa's leftover bath water,
    Er, I apologize in advance, but I don't think I'll drink this after all...
    This is not love, they're just mental!
    The combination of Marisa's panties and her leftover bath water... Ufuu, such divine cuisine.
    This is indeed luxury.
    And as expected, there is a golden hair...!
    Hieeeee thank you very muuuuuuchhhhhh!
    The tea leaf itself is a wonderful present, you know?
    Oh my, Patchy, are you all right? Your face sure looks pale.
    I met Marisa a little while ago... and she was already wearing different panties.
    ☆The you who is filled with internal organs
    Nice timing! We were just picking away at the panties!
    Effect of overexploitation!!!
    ...I'll help myself to some delicious, chewy PADs... Previously mentioned here.
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