If you think about it, Reimu doesn't really have much to smile about. She's a poor shrine maiden with an often empty stomach and an always empty donation box.
Reimu always shows me a smile that seems like it came from the Virgin Mary herself.A devil shouldn't be saying stuff like "Virgin Mary", you know.Hey, Sakuya. What's the truth really like?......Milady, it's not that she's smiling at you......rather, she's laughing at you.That's not true! Reimu is always nice to me! Reimuuuu! Reimu, where are youu!? Give me a smiiiile!WWAAAAAAAAHHHNo, with regards to her smiling, it's usually really faint or just a fake smile, in my opinion.Reimu doesn't smile very much, huh?Hmm? I don't think that's the case. She smiles as much as anyone else, I'd say.Hey, I just thought of this all of a sudden but,Statistically speaking, she smiles the least in front of you.Between Reimu and I, our level of compatibility would make even the couple in Meoto Jawan envious.
For the curious, google "Heisei Meoto Jawan".Wh-what are you saying?! How rude!Well, I guess it can't be helped.
