Why am I sorely tempted to post a DBZ joke here...?

You aren't the only one...

WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY-*gets shot*

Overload!? Damn, what is going on in that inebriated brain?!

Oni only cares about sake and sex.
Well contest after that...

kouma said:
Oni only cares about sake and sex.
Well contest after that...

Drunken sex contests?

walterjones2 said:
Drunken sex contests?

I think you just described the Oni version of heaven.

Her blood alcohol level is over 9000!!

maximusfive said:
I think you just described the Oni version of heaven.

What, that's heaven for Oni only?

Not_One_Of_Us said:
Her blood alcohol level is over 9000!!

WHAT?! 9000!! THERE IS NO WAY ...
Oh wait... She's an oni. Everything is possible...
All right, 9000!

"What does the scouter say?!"
"We're all boned"

"Satori! What does the scouter say about her blood alcohol content?"
"Gensokyo."