Thats intense~

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I don't think I can dodge

As if her spells weren't scary ENOUGH! Ugh! Gonna have nightmares now!

O_O

Thomas has that I'm gonna kill you look on his face.

Thomas I loved you as a kid please don't kill me!

Dr_Z said:
Thomas has that I'm gonna kill you look on his face.

Actually, that's his "I'm gonna REALLY enjoy killing you" face he has.

incoming_kiss.

evazion said:
incoming_kiss.

It makes it better, but not by that much.

Is this the start of Dootrain from FFVIII?

U-238 said:
Is this the start of Dootrain from FFVIII?

Doomtrain? ALL ABOARD NEXT STOP HELL!

This is slightly disturbing as I know this tank engine...

Thomas is coming to town >D

I'm going to have nightmares now.

My childhood raped.

Oh, Gensokyou has train, but no bus

OH thomas WHY WHY I used to love you when i was a kiD!

Kurai1321 said:
OH thomas WHY WHY I used to love you when i was a kiD!

are you kidding his grin and they way he kept moving his eyes whenever he talks, that gave me nightmares

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!?
I never thought I'd see him again!!

AHAHAHAHA!!! That's awesome! The only thing that could make this better is if it was an F40PH.

maybe thomas isn't gonna kill us, but rather rape us...

Mind the gap.

Plasmapitch said:
maybe thomas isn't gonna kill us, but rather rape us...

Or rape you then kill you. Or kill you then rape you.

Yukari just gapped your childhood into oblivion

double post yes, but adding the error tag seeing that thomas has two sets of wheels but normally has three.

Maybe the third axle is still on the other side of the gap.

OH MY JESUS FU- *splat*

NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN

I'm scared. I'm really scared.

Let's put the smile on your face.

I screamed...

I'm going to ride a train made out of nightmares into your asshole

No grazing... dammit dammit dam---*bounces 3 times, dealt with 5100+ damage*

Zekser said:
I'm going to ride a train made out of nightmares into your asshole

The scary part is, Yukari could do exactly that, and probably something 100 times worse. Like if that train made of nightmares was also red hot and covered in ants.

This time, somebody was hurt...

well never watched his shows when i was little
well time to substitute with an unlucky person

Remove the Touhou references, add a broken wall and a bush for a beard, and turn his smile upside down, and you get Thomas Comes to Breakfast.

*Cue Here Comes the Pain Train by Jay Harper*
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN!
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN!
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN!
Here comes... the pain train.

Thomas is going to give you so much pain that you'll be singing this every time you have nightmares.