I'll just stay here and suffer from your cuteness then. *smiles and offers gumdrops*

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AAAAHHHHH!!! I'm sorry! Please, don't cry! I'll leave, I'll leave!!! Wow, this isn't even FUNNY! That's a low blow, worthy for the "Disgustingly Adorable" pool.

Then would you mind going inside for a pint of O-, my nose seems to have sprung a terrible leak.

*find group of nose-hemorraging-passed-out-people*
"Oh, Not agai..."
*looks at Meiling*
"Again is fine..."
*pass out from nosebleed*

Ok I won't, just stop crying, here have a meat bun(kinda person to panic when kids cry)

... *heart explode*

... yep... not gonna be finishing EoSD anytime soon.

...

*Pauses to consider his options for a moment before grabbing her and bundling her up into a sack before fleeing the scene*

No one said kidnapping was forbidden! I shall take her home, dress her up, and have tea parties with her!

Robert3186 said:
No one said kidnapping was forbidden! I shall take her home, dress her up, and have tea parties with her!

And when Sakuya finds out you took China-chan, you will have more knives going through your body than a stick of butter...

P.Suzuki said:
And when Sakuya finds out you took China-chan, you will have more knives going through your body than a stick of butter...

Nonsense once she catches site of China-chan in her cute little dress sipping tea she'll hemorrhage so profusely from her nostrils she'll pass out in seconds!

Then when she comes to all she'll find is China-chan poking her worried, while I shall have engaged my active-camo and slipped away into the night! My plan is flawless, FLAWLESS I say!

Robert3186 said:
Nonsense once she catches site of China-chan in her cute little dress sipping tea she'll hemorrhage so profusely from her nostrils she'll pass out in seconds!

Then when she comes to all she'll find is China-chan poking her worried, while I shall have engaged my active-camo and slipped away into the night! My plan is flawless, FLAWLESS I say!

Normally I would have said that taking something that is cute and innocent from Sakuya would be suicide but with the right cute outfit it might well work, but it better be really good Sakuya is used to the blood loss for the Scarlet sister, one more thing what will you do if Flan comes after the miss China-chan

Best home defense EVER.

Krugger said:
one more thing what will you do if Flan comes after the miss China-chan

Get out some more china and brew some extra tea of course. I'm hardly some cad who would be so uncouth as to be anything but gracious to even an unexpected guest after all!

Robert3186 said:
Get out some more china and brew some extra tea of course. I'm hardly some cad who would be so uncouth as to be anything but gracious to even an unexpected guest after all!

NOW sir your plan is FLAWLESS

*crouches down and pats her head* Okay I won't go in. Infact I'll help you out. *places her on shoulders* There. Now your taller than everyone else and you can see better right?

Must... take... home. Well... that or help her stand guard. (I'd probably either get offed by Sakuya or get hired as a secondary guard if not asked WTF!? by Remilia)

Oh, I'm sorry, I must have come to the wrong houNNNNNNNNNNGGGHH.

I know it's forbiddeNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Moe can make a surprising defense. Imagine Kogasa as a door guard.

*sees the giant pile of corpses sauteed in blood*
*sees Meiling*
*adds to the giant pile of corpses in sauteed in blood*

*sees gaint pile of corpses sauteed in blood
*sees Meling
*puts a sign saying death by moe don't come unless u can survive a chibi neko flan crying.

welp, looks like im not getting through
*dies from cuteness*

I wont be able to get into the SDM for awhile now