Alright... this one gave me a good chuckle. XD

Best advertising poster for GLOCK ever.

Not sure I want a gun with social anxiety, but that's just me.

"Sir, my Glock as anxiety issues."

Normal Glock malfunction clearing procedure:

Step 1 - remove magazine
Step 2 - rack slide a couple times
Step 3 - insert fresh magazine
Step 4 - chamber new round

Bocchi the Glock malfunction clearing procedure:

Step 1 - gently reassure your firearm that everything's gonna be all right
Step 2....