Just as a reminder, FEMA looks to Waffle House to gauge how well a community will do after a natural disaster. I think that once someone is trained and/or experienced something we commonly call an Act Of God, no mortal travail will hold any fear for them.
I mean, fuck, they have 'Waffle House Jump Teams'! Is there something in the chain restaurant business I've been missing? If I go to Olive Garden, will I need to be on watch for the Olive Guardians? If I spill my drink at KFC, will I need to look out for the Colonel's Regiment? And if I start a fight at McDonalds, how long will I have before they call in the Insane Clown Posse?