Um...Lady Flandre, why are you looking at us like th-
oh no...Flandre, don't even think about it...
What? NOOOOO! ANYTHIN BUT "THAT!!!"
No Wait! Stop! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-communication lost-

This is too damned cute for my heart-.. Oooh~! *thud*

For me the pic is more like:
"Um. Miss Flandre what are you staring at?"
"N-no this is my pudding. You just ate yours"
"W-w-wait! GYAAAAAAA!!"

DisgaeaDragoon said:
Um...Lady Flandre, why are you looking at us like th-
oh no...Flandre, don't even think about it...
What? NOOOOO! ANYTHIN BUT "THAT!!!"
No Wait! Stop! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-communication lost-

Alpha team please respond I repeat please respond. -static- DAMNIT God help us all.

DisgaeaDragoon said:
Um...Lady Flandre, why are you looking at us like th-
oh no...Flandre, don't even think about it...
What? NOOOOO! ANYTHIN BUT "THAT!!!"
No Wait! Stop! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-communication lost-

ygeo said:
Alpha team please respond I repeat please respond. -static- DAMNIT God help us all.

This is Alpha team's sniper reporting! The mission is a failure, I repeat, the mission is a failure! Everyone is dead! I saw it happen with my own eyes! I managed to get out of there at the price of my left hand! Returning to base at this time! Send immediet transport!

Robomorons said:
This is Alpha team's sniper reporting! The mission is a failure, I repeat, the mission is a failure! Everyone is dead! I saw it happen with my own eyes! I managed to get out of there at the price of my left hand! Returning to base at this time! Send immediate transport!

Today we mourn the loss of Alpha team and the extraction crew whose helicopter was shot down by burning fragments of an exploding meteor. Rest In Peace. Amen.

Now who volunteers for Beta team?

"Niichan!"

GUH!!

Take it to livejournal, people.

unicode said:
Today we mourn the loss of Alpha team and the extraction crew whose helicopter was shot down by burning fragments of an exploding meteor. Rest In Peace. Amen.

Now who volunteers for Beta team?

How about Megaman, Goku, Bruce Willis, the Doom marine, and Alucard?

Since I know the mansion inside and out, I can guide them in spirit, seeing as how I am a spirit now........*sobs*

Robomorons said:
How about Megaman, Goku, Bruce Willis, the Doom marine, and Alucard?

Since I know the mansion inside and out, I can guide them in spirit, seeing as how I am a spirit now........*sobs*

RIP Megaman
RIP Goku
RIP Bruce Willis
RIP the Doom marine
RIP Alucard

Tensa said:
RIP Megaman
RIP Goku
RIP Bruce Willis
RIP the Doom marine
RIP Alucard

D-Damn...Even our Elites failed...

...We have no...choice...we must send Agent Norris in...

^ WE CAN'T HE'S ON A MISSION IN HONALULU
HE'S ON OPERATION "VACATION"

... SENT ME IN, I'll take her...

*straps on a bunch of equipment on*

Tactical Knife, Throwing Knife, FAMAS w/ Acog sight, USP45, flash, Marathon PRO, Light weight PRO, Ninja Pro, Final Stand

LETS DO THIS!

*walks in*

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKK MMMM-

*connection lost*

That's it. We've exhausted all other options.

It's time to call in an air strike.

Calando said:
That's it. We've exhausted all other options.

It's time to call in an air strike.

Ok I guess it's time for the big guns I mean the really big guns.

"A massive starship appears out of hyper space and slowly turns to face the target."

"Arms wave motion cannon on ship.
A power conduit switches the full output of a stardrive so powerful it's capable of holding the ship above a blackhole to the gun."

*Flandre points at the starship and goes Kyu~*

"Ship looses anti gravity generator #3 due to kyu attack.
Beam misses Flan because of the ship lost 50% lift on one end.
Instead the beam bores a hole all the way to underworld by the Hakurei shrine."
"The shrine also is almost crushed by the 400 thousand ton ship but it pulls up at the last second and scrapes the top of Youkai mountain as it leaves."

I didn't know she could kyu objects from that far or was smart/lucky enough to hit something important.

Also why did I have to use the wave motion cannon you have no shields when you use one of those even if you fire it partly charged.
I wasn't dumb enough to use it full power you can blow up a continent with one.

Good news I think I ran her off bad news it wasn't to the basement and a hell crow just flew out the hole in the ground and also disappeared into the woods.

So did anyone happen to kill a red vampire on the way here?
No...?

Then we still have a problem.

well, this planet's failed. lets just scrap this project and move on to another one

Yes lets go to Mars and terraform it.

Awwwwww.

How could someone so cute be so dangerous?

Oh look she's coming towards me!

*Gets on one knee*

*Opens arms for hug*

Here she comes!

umm Stud don't you think its alittle odd for this child to be here, you know amoung the death and desolation you know.....umm Stud .....oh dear god no............

*meanwhile* Damnit why does everyone else get to go meet their untimely deaths while I'm stuck here on radio duty. *Intruder alert* SWEET...wait SHIT!!!

"The only thing I regret...is...consuming the Ho Hou-rai Elixir..."

*Vocal Cords crushed AGAIN as Flandre continues to play with him.*

Okay, this has been going on a month now.
Enough.

phane said:
Okay, this has been going on a month now.
Enough.

But this is so much fun.

phane said:
Okay, this has been going on a month now.
Enough.

I agree!

There have been so many lives lost because of this girl! (including mine)

So now we have no choice but to send out her worst nightmare! The man who stood up to Flan and came back alive!

Send out................AGENT K!

Robomorons said:
Send out................AGENT K!

(After hours of repeatedly killing the same guy Flandre got bored and left to wreak havoc elsewhere)

"Impossible Agent K is currently being detained by Eientei. We could try searching for Agent M."

Stud_McDuudertin said:

"Agent K is currently being detained by Eientei."

...............................what does Eientei have against Kirby?

Oh, wait! You got it mixed up! Agent K is Kirby and Agent M is Mokou!

Seriously, we discussed this at yesterday's meeting! Wern't you listening?

Gensokyo is forsaken.
*pulls Battle Barge into orbit*
In the name of the Emperor.
*launches Virus Bombs*

SindriAndBale said:
Gensokyo is forsaken.
*pulls Battle Barge into orbit*
In the name of the Emperor.
*launches Virus Bombs*

Somewhere, a red-clad vampire looks up and goes "Kyuu~".

Somewhere, in a dark, dimly lit room up above, the Scarlet Devil laughs. "Just as planned."

Can't you guys just shut the fuck up?

Random people dying to Flandre again? For nearly a month even. Flan is harmless.... well maybe.

*sits next to Flandre*

No worries.

*fade to black*
*roll credits*

DisgaeaDragoon as Alpha Team Leader

Elle Lowel as First Victim

Jakker as Man Who Loved Pudding

ygeo as Alpha Team Support

Robomorons as Alpha Team Sniper and Guiding Spirit

unicode as Marine Recruiter

CGrascal as Fallen Translator

the redstar swl as Moral Commentator

Tensa as Mourner

Jomasten as Secretary of Defense

Spiff as Brave Marine

Dr Z as Starship Captain

Amraphenson as Narrator 1

tonylin2 as Red Spy

dustyjo as Red Spy 2

garyseven as Intergalactic Planetary Salesman

Stud McDuudertin as Innocent Immortal

Krugger as Unfortunate Bystander

ygeo as Communications Officer

phane as Moral Commentator 2

Cort321 as First Martian

SindriAndBale as Imperium Commodore

Byakugan01 as Narrator 2

hidetheunforgiven as Immoral Commentator

Hijiri Byakuren as Hijiri Byakuren

These Comments are epic funny.

*clap**clap**clap*
I wish I had arrived earlier.

Bravo! When can I expect the sequel?

Oh, look; director's commentary!

*Click*

:Hands Shino a Lifetime achievement award for Most Epic Artist in the history of History:

Krugger said:
garyseven as Intergalactic Planetary Salesman

oh god, I laughed. bravo

oh no I missed something big!

Here's hoping for a sequel.

Alpha Assault this is Bravo Cadet, I've got loli's all over me, get down here!

Alpha Assault: Sit tight Bravo 3, I got visual.

My hip actuator's out, my targeting system's damaged...I'm in bad shape. [Enemy detected] I read four of em, be on the line.

Alpha Assault: Roger, I got her. [Targetting...] {blasts one of the four of a kind, which simply grazes the shot}

She's got a lock on me! SHE'S GOT A LOCK ON-