it needs a decent translation.

it carries out and is auspicious

Are these translations based on the Japanese text at all? Reinterpretations of the Engrish aren't really helpful.

How in the world did they misinterpret the meaning of "checkmate" so badly?

Needs moar Cirno if they're gonna label anything with a 9-ball!

Seasons are auspicious. Please sleep warmly.